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gina32

dead sons sperm?

is this strange?? what do others think? http://news.uk.msn.com/world/article.aspx?cp-d ocumentid=15821111
18:17 Wed 08th Apr 200927 answers, last by steg 20:11 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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Can we have a subsection to Jokes called "Crap puns"? that would then give somewhere for chrisrob and McMouse to post their godawful rubbish and leave room for jokes that might be funny in the main...
17:51 Wed 08th Apr 20098 answers, last by no-knowledge 10:34 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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Bbbananas

I've just had a yorkie bar...

... now I'm worried cos I've noticed on the packet it states "Not for girls". Sexist? Piggery? Will I burn in hell? Will I get dyspepsia?
16:29 Wed 08th Apr 20099 answers, last by sallabananas 16:52 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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jake-the-peg

"The" Easter question

How exactly does this Jesus saving everybody by dying on the cross work? I'm seriously interested because I've never quite gotten my head around how it is that Christians think this works. Is it that...
14:22 Mon 06th Apr 200960 answers, last by Octavius 19:50 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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No221

i hate my life

hey i hate my life i was the funnest person round always smilng but now im gone forveer ran into a tough time and just found myself smiling bigger than i have in months cause i foound out i culd kill...
15:28 Wed 08th Apr 200925 answers, last by crazycathy2 19:08 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

Credit Crunch latest news:

In London, the Isle of Dogs Bank has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.
11:04 Wed 08th Apr 20095 answers, last by McMouse 12:59 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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Mortartube

Captain Kirk.....

Has three ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final frontier.
12:52 Wed 08th Apr 20094 answers, last by janbee 13:02 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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123everton

Police brutality?

Video footage has now been released of the man who died during the G20 demonstration. The police said there'd been a confrontation with him, they will state (almost certainly) that they told him to...
23:36 Tue 07th Apr 200940 answers, last by Kromovaracun 08:19 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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BRIZE

first aid

Ive just been speaking to my mum who said when my dad was poorly she used to rub lard onto his back. When i asked how he was afterwards she said he went downhill rapidly?? Would the St Johns people...
18:53 Mon 06th Apr 200911 answers, last by BRIZE 00:57 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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FarKenOath

Free to a good home.

The voices told me that today would be a good day to start pickeling badgers. I have a large jar of brine and have already three of the blighters hanging up in my kitchen. My question is, does anyone...
07:55 Wed 08th Apr 200916 answers, last by RufusDufus 12:23 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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janzman

Army reunion...

In1975 General Farquarson-Bullworthy-Smythe arrives at his London Club His car draws up and a liveried doorman opens the door. I recognise you werent you a sergeant in the desert with me in '43?says...
22:32 Tue 07th Apr 20099 answers, last by nightmare 13:25 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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marval

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane...
18:51 Sun 05th Apr 20093 answers, last by johnny.5 21:10 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Madmonks

Map making made easy

When the Ordnance Survey were making their maps they used trig points set up on high ground to triangulate bearings and calculate distance etc. To do this they used an instrument called a theodolite....
22:39 Sat 04th Apr 20092 answers, last by Toneisok 01:28 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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MWB

hey!!!

Will you Northern Hemispherians stop taking the warm weather away from us Southern Hemispherians! Give it back!!! Morning all, btw. :)
00:47 Sun 05th Apr 20095 answers, last by dafuzzbuzz13 01:00 Sun 05th Apr 2009
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ccleary

caroline

why did my mum give me this good awful name?? Whats the worst name youve heard????
00:16 Sun 05th Apr 200929 answers, last by bigmamma 01:01 Sun 05th Apr 2009
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McMouse

OK, I will top myself

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one...
14:15 Sat 04th Apr 20095 answers, last by McMouse 00:40 Sun 05th Apr 2009
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marval

Smelling nice.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says...
14:14 Sat 04th Apr 20092 answers, last by carlton23 01:02 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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McMouse

This is really bad for a Saturday

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out...
14:08 Sat 04th Apr 20094 answers, last by notafish 19:38 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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docspock

I have been thinking more and more that ANARCHY

is the way forward for britain. (small "b" on purpose) Every weekend we need to hang a banker,solicitor and estate agent on alternate lamp posts. Every other weekend we burn at the stake an overpaid...
13:51 Sat 04th Apr 20098 answers, last by knobby. 14:11 Sat 04th Apr 2009
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20SilkCut

The New Password

THE NEW PASSWORD A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on....
23:26 Fri 03rd Apr 20095 answers, last by langfleer 04:15 Tue 21st Feb 2012

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