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29Th May And It Is Still Freezing Cold

and having to run central heating! Wait until the bills come in...!

Intellectual

What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used In A Pub?

What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used in a Café or in a Bar in London? Thank you very much....

wendilla

Where's My Egg?

Done my toast poured my tea all ready on table . Got my eggcup. Egg been boiling for 5 minutes as it is a large double yoker. Took pan off cooker no egg yes you have guessed. duh

hc4361

Hotel Room & Tea Making Facilities

I was ready to book seemingly the ideal holiday for me in a locally rated 5* hotel (brochure rated as Premium Plus) but discovered there is no tea / coffee making facilities in the room. There is free...

andy-hughes

Where Is Your 'war On Terror' Now President Bush?

After this country slavishly followed the war-monger Bush in his laughably termed 'war on terror' (How can you fight a war against a concept?) and after all the loss of lives as soldiers 'protect' us...

McMouse

Should Beckham

get a Knighthood?

sir.prize

Retire Rather Than Resign

NHS England chief executive Sir David Nicholson randed ‘the man with no shame’ to retire on his own terms with a gold-plated pension worth £1.9million after refusing to carry the can for...

mccfluff

Memories Of Home (Food Related Of Course)

I'm staying at hotel of mother tonight and i'm really looking forward to a "mum" meal I have put various requests in and judging by the weird text i got this morning i think i am getting beef in black...

Peter Pedant

Oklahoma - Lack Of Oh Glory Halleluia !

. Every one regrets the unavoidable loss of life in Okie but no-one - I mean no-one had been on camera and intoned: Ah prayed to Gawd Almaarty - oh Glory Halleluia, and Ah was saved. [ while ma...

McMouse

Royal Mail Barmy

Bin men just emptied my wheelie-bin and I went to bring it back to the house. As I walked back down the drive the Postman followed me and I said "good morning" and held out my hand for the letters. He...

MantaRay

Supermarket Banana Quality

What's the secret to finding decent banana's nowadays? I've tried various supermarkets during the last few months but all I can find are banana's that have a very dry bland taste or those with a...

mrs_overall

Misconceptions

I have always had it in my mind that yogasun was in her 20's until I have just read she has been married for 43 years. Have you had any misconceptions about other AB'ers?...

naomi24

Up-To-Date Chat Up Lines

My, how things are changing! Loading the last of my shopping into the car at the supermarket today, I was approached by a smiling man who said, ‘Hello lovely lady, may I take you’re trolley back...

mallyh

Is Anyone Else

is anyone else having trouble with AB this morning ? i keep losing the sight and have signed in 4 times now .

Iluvspikey

I Don't Understand..

Can somebody tell me, what is the differene between a civil partnership, and a gay marriage? I thought the original thinking behind a CP was to allow the transfer of property to another (eg council...

paulllambert

Two Dwarfs At A Circus....

are expecting a baby. At the hospital, the nurse asks them :"do you want a boy or a girl" "Don't care" they reply...."as long as it fits in a cannon"...

ToraToraTora

When Is The Right Time For Sex Education?

A pal of mine has just told me his son has been given sex education at the age of 9. Now he's using what he's learnt to ask embarrasing questions to all and sundry and is in all sorts of trouble in...

karlhobart

Funny Joke

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this...

carrust

Off To The ...

...the allotment now. Going to have a prick-out in the poly-tunnel;-)

jake-the-peg

Are We ever Going To Get Over Wwii ?

Yet another commemoration - this time 70 years of the Atlantic campaign http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22434753 Given that WWII lasted about 5 years by the time you've commemorated a VE day anniversary...

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