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marval

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As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself. Hoping to...
13:04 Mon 31st Dec 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:25 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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McMouse

End Of The Year!

A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient"....
11:04 Mon 31st Dec 201210 answers, last by McMouse 13:44 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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goodlife

Do You Think Happiness Is Up To You?

Jesus said, Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need,” or those who recognize and respond to their spiritual hunger. (Matt. 5:3)...
12:17 Mon 31st Dec 201268 answers, last by robertbarker 06:34 Wed 23rd Jan 2013
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Eve

Where Are/aren't Your Pets Allowed In Your Home

Inspired by a reply on another thread of mine, do you have any restrictions on where your pets, mainly cats and dogs, are or aren't allowed in your home?
21:22 Sun 30th Dec 201258 answers, last by chaptazbru 18:03 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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TWR

Warning!!

A phone scam out telling you about a competition you have won, DON'T BE TEMPTED, put the phone down ASAP, otherwise its going to cost you a lot of money.
19:05 Sun 30th Dec 201225 answers, last by TWR 13:26 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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Georgiesmum

Drinks Tonight.

So what will you all be drinking tonight?
12:35 Mon 31st Dec 201226 answers, last by mccfluff 13:31 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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pdq1

Lessons Learned From Afghanistan And Iraq

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20869435 Is the use of drones the way forward in international conflicts?...
21:25 Sun 30th Dec 201223 answers, last by modeller 19:44 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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marval

Whiskey (Adult)

Bernie and Ted were walking down the street when they saw two street dogs mating in the park. Bernie said, "That's just great. I do it like that with my wife every night." Ted said, "My wife is...
17:06 Sun 30th Dec 20121 answer, last by McMouse 11:05 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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pastafreak

How Easy Is It To ...

Set up a new telly? I've got an old big backed monster-with a forest of leads at the back. If any of them came out,I wouldn't know what was what. Are new TVs more straightforward....for a techno-phobe...
12:28 Sun 30th Dec 201214 answers, last by mjwman 00:44 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Arnie And Sly

A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
11:32 Sun 30th Dec 201221 answers, last by thetaliesin 14:26 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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anotheoldgit

Are We Too Lax In The Way We Allow Foreign Doctors To Practice In This Country?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9771022/Revealed-3-in-4-of-Britains-danger-doctors-are-trained-abroad.html /// Under the current system, British hospitals and medical agencies which hire...
10:43 Sun 30th Dec 201240 answers, last by joko 16:49 Sun 30th Dec 2012
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abstibus

What Would You Do With 25K?

If you unexpectedly had 25K coming your way in the next few weeks, what would you do with it? New car, though current one fine; toy boy; under the mattress; AB Relief Fund? Any suggestions welcome....
12:02 Sun 30th Dec 201253 answers, last by cupotee 18:48 Sat 19th Jan 2013
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McMouse

In Big Trouble.

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort". The police still haven't seen the funny...
13:30 Sat 29th Dec 20127 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 18:32 Sat 29th Dec 2012
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Tilly2

Mrs Brown's Boys.

Was anyone else disappointed with the Christmas shows? I thought they were dire. Such tripe. I was really looking forward to them.
13:20 Sat 29th Dec 201220 answers, last by masma 19:04 Sat 29th Dec 2012
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ChillDoubt

Olympic Stars Knighted And Other Honours

Just breaking on BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20858353 Very pleased for Bradley Wiggins and Ben Ainslie, had hoped that David Weir might have been Knighted too....
00:25 Sat 29th Dec 201257 answers, last by nungate 00:55 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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abstibus

Would You Be Upset...

... or laugh? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250996/Serial-flasher-wore-pink-suspender-belt--black-lacy-bra-blonde-wig-exposing-women-tiny-village.html...
12:48 Thu 20th Dec 201211 answers, last by gness 14:36 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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McMouse

Is Dijon Vu

- the same mustard as before?
12:05 Thu 20th Dec 20126 answers, last by McMouse 12:34 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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anneasquith

A Rough Estimate ?

a rough estimate, how much money will your household be spending on alcohol over the xmas/new year period ?
13:07 Wed 19th Dec 201270 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:39 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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TWR

The Last Day.

Trading finishes today with another big store closing, when is this going to end. "Comet"...
13:30 Tue 18th Dec 201229 answers, last by triggerhippy 18:00 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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sherrardk

The Height Of Being Tight Fisted?

Thing 1 and thing 2 got their first joint Christmas card today, all 4p worth - really annoyed me as a kid (birthday cards to 'the twins'), argh, why don't people think?
22:53 Mon 17th Dec 201237 answers, last by McMouse 10:01 Tue 18th Dec 2012

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