Donate SIGN UP

McMouse

821 to 840 of 5128

First Previous 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Next Last

Avatar Image
marval
As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself. Hoping to...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient"....
Avatar Image
goodlife
Jesus said, Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need,” or those who recognize and respond to their spiritual hunger. (Matt. 5:3)...
Avatar Image
Eve
Inspired by a reply on another thread of mine, do you have any restrictions on where your pets, mainly cats and dogs, are or aren't allowed in your home?
Avatar Image
TWR
A phone scam out telling you about a competition you have won, DON'T BE TEMPTED, put the phone down ASAP, otherwise its going to cost you a lot of money.
Avatar Image
Georgiesmum
So what will you all be drinking tonight?
Avatar Image
pdq1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20869435 Is the use of drones the way forward in international conflicts?...
Avatar Image
marval
Bernie and Ted were walking down the street when they saw two street dogs mating in the park. Bernie said, "That's just great. I do it like that with my wife every night." Ted said, "My wife is...
Avatar Image
pastafreak
Set up a new telly? I've got an old big backed monster-with a forest of leads at the back. If any of them came out,I wouldn't know what was what. Are new TVs more straightforward....for a techno-phobe...
Avatar Image
AlwaysConfused
A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
Avatar Image
anotheoldgit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9771022/Revealed-3-in-4-of-Britains-danger-doctors-are-trained-abroad.html /// Under the current system, British hospitals and medical agencies which hire...
Avatar Image
abstibus
If you unexpectedly had 25K coming your way in the next few weeks, what would you do with it? New car, though current one fine; toy boy; under the mattress; AB Relief Fund? Any suggestions welcome....
Avatar Image
McMouse
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort". The police still haven't seen the funny...
Avatar Image
Tilly2
Was anyone else disappointed with the Christmas shows? I thought they were dire. Such tripe. I was really looking forward to them.
Avatar Image
ChillDoubt
Just breaking on BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20858353 Very pleased for Bradley Wiggins and Ben Ainslie, had hoped that David Weir might have been Knighted too....
Avatar Image
abstibus
... or laugh? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250996/Serial-flasher-wore-pink-suspender-belt--black-lacy-bra-blonde-wig-exposing-women-tiny-village.html...
Avatar Image
McMouse
- the same mustard as before?
Avatar Image
anneasquith
a rough estimate, how much money will your household be spending on alcohol over the xmas/new year period ?
Avatar Image
TWR
Trading finishes today with another big store closing, when is this going to end. "Comet"...
Avatar Image
sherrardk
Thing 1 and thing 2 got their first joint Christmas card today, all 4p worth - really annoyed me as a kid (birthday cards to 'the twins'), argh, why don't people think?

821 to 840 of 5128

First Previous 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Next Last