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Jemisa
I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at...
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lozzer50
driving home tonight i really thought i had slept a couple of days and it was Sunday!! so many old lady drivers on the road holding everyone up. an old lady pulled out right in front of me and i had...
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flobadob
Do they always have to be so dull? Let's have a lively one, like best way to go.
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Bazile
Would a faulty gearbox have any effect on fuel consumption ? If so , how much of a bearing ?...
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dustypuss
Why do we still use the QWERTY keyboards the configuration was layed out to stop the little hammers on typewriters getting jammed? But as PC etc don’t have little hammers anymore why still use...
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triggerhippy
What are you buying for the little people you love this year?
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sfby
.....that by the year 2025, no-one will be more than 15 feet away from a sacked Chelsea manager.
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horseshoes
What do you have for your Christmas lunch and tea and which do you prefer? I LOVE Christmas tea time.
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Mick-Talbot
When did brushing your teeth get so complicated and so expensive? with Wireless Smart Guide.......What The Funicular What do you use to brush your teeth? Anyone old fashioned enough to just use a...
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Steve.5
dressed up as a moral highway code ?
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Gromit
// The Blues had claimed Clattenburg directed racial language at Mikel in their home defeat by Manchester United. Analysis David Bond BBC sports editor "The FA's verdict of no case to answer...
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BlueToffee
Eye test, dentist and renew bus pass, what a day I have to look forward to!
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Barmaid
Apart from your OH (before some wag says so!), what is the oldest thing you possess that you still get use out of?
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McMouse
Had this bug since last weekend and it's not funny.
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Treehorn
Apparently scientists and inventors have been trying this for years. My questions are as follows. Isn't this going backwards as the steam age is long gone or are there new technologies which use the...
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TWR
After a night of destruction & one fence panel blown apart the UFO has a bloody cheek to appear, at the mo it's dry / fairly clear, NO RAIN as yet but not holding out any promises, what about you?...
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TWR
How good a neighbour are you?
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0lly
This is a bit silly but here goes. I live on my own and recycle my cans etc. in the blue bin which isn't a problem, but the amount of rubbish I get (tea bags and chip paper etc.) is so small it...
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albaqwerty
no biscuits, no gateaux, just cake. I'm partial to choccy sponge cake, swiss rolls (vanilla or choccy) or victoria sponge or fairy cakes or.......
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html Can one imagine an old couple getting away with this in this country? :0)...

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