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Would they have dared to have done this, had they been gay?

http://www.dailymail....TV-glamour-model.html The Email that was accidentally sent to the 'Bride To BE' read: /// ‘Hi Carlo, I need your advice on this wedding, I know this probably...

bobtheturkey

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I used to think there were a lot of people on AB who were illiterate & unable to spell until I discovered that in fact it is mainly a fault of AB itself which it would appear cannot be corrected....

Smowball

New Advent calendar....

There's a new Advent calendar out for Jehovas witnesses. Behind every door there's a face telling you to p1ss off!...

lozzer50

hi ho hi ho

its off to work i go :( still at least its friday :0)

McMouse

Our smoke alarms are linked in with the burglar alarm system and an engineer arrived at 2.00 p.m. to replace a faulty one. It is now 5.00 p.m., he has replaced all three smoke alarms but none of them...

deggers316

thank god our police arn't armed

the police who taserd a blind man with a white stick "with no verbal warning" want sacking,if you cant tell the difference between a white stick and a samurai sword at 30ft it (there very...

missA

Do you want a young looking face? Clear complexion?

For young looking skin/face: Do face exercises. tips: open your mouth wide, as wide as possible. Stretch those face muscles. relax. Make a big smile. say EEE, oooooh, aaaaaah, eeeehh, uhh. (this will...

Jemisa

How'd ya feel?...

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~ An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor,...

sandyRoe

Thar she blows!

Has anyone actually read Moby Dick. It was first published 161 years ago, according to Google.

sandyRoe

Camera fodder for foreign tourists...

For the second time in as many weeks a group of foreign tourists, Asians this time, Spaniards the first, started taking photographs of me as I walked through town with some shopping today. What's the...

jd_1984

Halloween and Jimmy Saville

One of the most popular Halloween costumes for party's/nights out this year worn by todays youth....... Jimmy Saville. Discuss.........

weecalf

I knew that

Does it it annoy you when you come up with something original and state it people say "I was thinking that too " .When you know fine well they just were not.

knowabit

Question for big breasted ladies!!

has anyone bought those Aah bras, or i think they are called Wow bras. The soft, stretchy ones with no wires?? Just looking for something comfy to wear around the house... I'm assuming they dont give...

andy-hughes

BBC Abuse Story

I know that this story is gaterhing momentum daily, but is anyone else uncomfortable with the rising vitriol of what is in effect a trial-by-media? Accusations are not deemed more believable on a...

Sqad

Closure?

This is a topic that I couldn't make my mind up as to which section was appropriate......so forgive me if i have chosen the wrong section. We have heard the term "closure" in the press and...

Jemisa

The Virgin...

Sitting in the old folks home,Madge moaned to Bessie,"I can't believe I'm going to die a virgin" "Don't be so bloody ridiculous,,"replied Bessie,"you've been married three...

B00

How many kids can you fit in a car?

The answer is apparently 19 :-) http://www.dailymail....--including-boot.html...

jd_1984

Bargain Rolls-Royce......

http://www.mirror.co....ild-abuse-man-1374422 If your in the market, this one has had a massive recent depreciation!!...

Thatcherite

Lance Armstrong.....

As he is now stripped of all titles do all the runners up in the events now get promoted to winner? Wikipedia still shows Armstrong as winning 7 times TDF for example. Anyone know who the new...

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