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youngmafbog

If this proud Taliban Hero comes here will we give him a council house and benefits?

http://news.sky.com/s...irl-shot-by-militants What a vile, cowardly piece of scum. And this is what our liberalism supports via benefits and the fact they can stand in our streets and spout their vile...
11:53 Wed 10th Oct 201220 answers, last by ichkeria 20:26 Wed 10th Oct 2012
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McMouse

Should I be worried?

Can't find my lucky rabbits foot. Mind you I'm not superstitious.
14:31 Tue 09th Oct 20129 answers, last by McMouse 14:41 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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nannybooby

Ruislip American Base

I was watching an old edition of top of the pops and America was on there ,they said that the group was formed by the sons of American personell based at Ruislip who married English women. When I was...
11:39 Tue 09th Oct 20126 answers, last by nannybooby 09:18 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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sandyRoe

What are the odds of this...

Sitting in the X-Ray dept of a local hospital this morning waiting for someone when one of the radiologists came out and called my name. As I went to get up from my chair the chap beside me turned to...
13:32 Tue 09th Oct 201220 answers, last by sibton 17:26 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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Smowball

Can you remember the very last thing you bought with......

1.Cash 2.Card 3.Online. Its not as easy to remember as you think, but mine are: 1.Some fresh pasta a a magazine from local Tesco Express 2. Restaurant bill on Sunday - very nice! 3.Weatherproof cover...
11:15 Tue 09th Oct 201267 answers, last by Jenna1978 18:29 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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McMouse

Urgent attention sqad

Think I'm going down with Ebola and wonder how much Ibuprofen should do the trick?
10:56 Tue 09th Oct 201220 answers, last by carrot99 22:47 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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joggerjayne

This Sky Diver Chap ...

How amazing is that !!
08:04 Tue 09th Oct 201242 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 17:50 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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abstibus

Abu Hamza

BBC says his application has been rejected.
13:52 Fri 05th Oct 201240 answers, last by annemollie 17:46 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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ttfn

Funny, insensitive or offensive?

If you think about it, most jokes are at the expense of someone, either fictional or factual. Ergo some jokes can be hurtful to some people. A lot may depend on the basis of a particular 'joke' and...
23:00 Thu 04th Oct 201251 answers, last by moonraker558 10:46 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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magicmick

Another 'sucking' joke

My gay mate TJ was up infront of the local court for soliciting in a gent's toilet, but on this day he had a really bad sore throat. The Judge and the court were having trouble trying to understand...
23:13 Wed 03rd Oct 20125 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:04 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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118 118 track on in between film bridges of madison county

anyone tell me the song that was played on the 118 118 tv ad in between the breaks on this film it was two men with sticks and a male singer hope someone can help me
08:41 Mon 01st Oct 201224 answers, last by factor30 10:57 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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McMouse

Abu Hamza deportation

decision expected tomorrow. Hope they have a jet warmed up at Heathrow and cleared for immediate tape-off.
10:37 Thu 04th Oct 20128 answers, last by Octavius 13:19 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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modeller

Do all God's creations go to heaven ?

Every living organism, we are told, has been created by God . Are they all of equal value ? Do they all qualify to go to heaven ?...
13:16 Wed 03rd Oct 2012113 answers, last by naomi24 16:07 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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Sqad

Morning Abers

Who shall we "*** off" today? We have ...Jimmy Saville........done that.......but...... Jeremy Forrest......you now that "depraved" guy who ran away with that sweet, innocent...
08:40 Thu 04th Oct 201213 answers, last by ummmm 12:08 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Caran

Honor Blackman

Can you believe she is 87?
00:09 Thu 04th Oct 201214 answers, last by rockyracoon 06:19 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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McMouse

anyone fancy a

quickie?
23:20 Wed 03rd Oct 201221 answers, last by ttfn 23:51 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Georgiesmum

FLU JABS

Do you think these are worth having? Ive heard good and bad reports of them.
21:42 Wed 03rd Oct 201267 answers, last by Sparkles62 22:07 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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HowardKennitby

Distance of moon to earth

Given that this is increasing, is it known whether it will increase forever or will it eventually stabilise?
23:03 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by Jonathan-Joe 08:38 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Aytee

Success

A lady is passing a building when she sees a sign saying "Ladies, climb the ladder to success" Curious, she goes inside and sees a ladder. She climbs up the ladder to the next floor and sees...
22:57 Wed 03rd Oct 20123 answers, last by McMouse 23:04 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Aytee

Work

Two guys are chatting. One says "Who do you work for?" The other says "I work for Jesus" "What, the Lord Jesus?" No - Dairylea Cheeses...
23:00 Wed 03rd Oct 20122 answers, last by Brinjal 06:20 Thu 04th Oct 2012

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