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NoMercy

Famous People And Materials

Just to conquer the boredom... Victoria Wood Sharon Stone Brick Astley Take it away, my witty friends......
21:47 Tue 04th Sep 2012134 answers, last by McMouse 12:48 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Steve.5

Rip off Britain ?

This well used term. How do you see it. A valid quote or do we always complain when we have to pay more....
11:33 Wed 05th Sep 20127 answers, last by McMouse 12:35 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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sherrardk

IMF

Just had an email from Mr Bill Scott of the IMF informing me that he is going to sort out all those rotters who have been trying to fleece me of money via email scams. He is working with the US secret...
12:16 Wed 05th Sep 201220 answers, last by annemollie 17:16 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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sandyRoe

What would they be living on?

You couldn't imagine there'd be much work for ex-pat Brits in Northern Cyprus. http://uk.news.yahoo....cyprus-001144227.html...
10:36 Wed 05th Sep 201211 answers, last by mike11111 13:16 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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beso

Tobacco Laws

I understand the UK government is very interested in the leglislation just passed in Australia that will see all tobacco sold in plain brown packs with pictures of smoking related illnesses as the...
09:08 Wed 05th Sep 201235 answers, last by LazyGun 12:08 Fri 07th Sep 2012
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parkie

I have a dream

I don't usually remember my dreams but had a really vivid dream last night of all things about a trolley bus. Even with the driver putting the 'arms' back up on the overhead cables with a long pole....
09:33 Wed 05th Sep 20125 answers, last by parkdale 19:22 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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McMouse

Phone rings

woman answers. The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a real tight Yabbie with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the television - who shall I say is...
10:05 Wed 05th Sep 20127 answers, last by notafish 10:59 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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anotheoldgit

Don't touch me I am Iranian.

http://www.dailymail....s-medal-ceremony.html That's rich, I wonder what would have happened if the Duchess had refused to shake his hand, due to Iran's record on human rights?...
16:46 Mon 03rd Sep 201227 answers, last by Steve.5 13:15 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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sandyRoe

I never got an MBE, or even an OBE,...

...and I see that I haven't even got a gong from AB. Many a rose is born to blush unseen. Anyone else miffed that they haven't got the recognition they feel they deserve from AB?...
14:13 Tue 04th Sep 201238 answers, last by mamyalynne 18:08 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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sir.prize

Did he expect cheers?

If he didn't know before, he does now http://uk.eurosport.y...remony-072316990.html...
11:24 Tue 04th Sep 2012138 answers, last by Arti 16:59 Sat 08th Sep 2012
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bibblebub

First there was...

this, which is ok, but then............
08:46 Tue 04th Sep 20125 answers, last by nannybooby 10:02 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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carrust

Tonight....

....I'm going to see a band called the conkers.....They've had a string of hits.....
20:22 Sun 02nd Sep 201212 answers, last by McMouse 17:30 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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sandyRoe

Who are we to believe, a blue-blooded young man with a record of sobriety and probity, or...

...an American woman with a kiss-and-tell story? http://www.huffington...m_hp_ref=uk-celebrity...
15:37 Mon 03rd Sep 201212 answers, last by evedawn 17:10 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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tinkerbell23

Private lapdance

A mate of mine found receipts in her boyfriends pocket for two "private" one on one sessions in a lapdancing club... Grand sum of £120 a go!!! What happens in these one-to-ones then?...
12:31 Mon 03rd Sep 201280 answers, last by RATTER15 22:35 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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queenofmean

What would you do?

Right...we have 2 shops one across from the other. Today one of my colleagues says I'm meant to be in today but he's swapped me for tomorrow I'm away up town now that (me) arrived - boss likes 2 in...
13:30 Mon 03rd Sep 201214 answers, last by queenofmean 23:03 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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mrs_overall

The kids are back at school today

I am relishing the peace and quiet and NOT missing the frequent requests of "Mum, can I have a fiver?"
12:06 Mon 03rd Sep 201236 answers, last by dotty. 12:20 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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joggerjayne

Just Been To ...

... Starbucks. So that's the highlight of my exciting day. I really need to ease off the adrenaline. :0/...
10:40 Mon 03rd Sep 20122 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:56 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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goglehat

Avatars

I'm annoyed that being a new member I am unable to give myself an avatar for another two weeks, the relevant posts I can understand but why do I have to wait. I'm sure there's a resonable explanation...
20:14 Sun 02nd Sep 201219 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:27 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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joggerjayne

Max ... Decent Or Rotter?

When Max Bygraves died, his friends all said what a lovely guy he was. Now the papers say he was an unpleasant bully, horrid to people he worked with, had a string of secret affairs, a number of...
09:32 Mon 03rd Sep 201249 answers, last by carrust 20:01 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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sandyRoe

Should the Authorities in Pakistan throw the book at this scoundrel?

Not only has he defiled the book his people consider the word of God, he's also tried to frame an innocent Christian child for his own crime. Lapidation, rather than being pelted with books, might be...
10:41 Sun 02nd Sep 201240 answers, last by naomi24 15:57 Fri 07th Sep 2012

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