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Unethical mug collection

My husband brought home one of his company's mugs the other day. It was particularly small (perhaps promoting shorter tea breaks?). But it got me thinking, I would like to build an unethical mug...

abstibus

Tony Blair and sport

I see that Toneee is to advise the LP on sport. Has anyone any suggestions as to which sport he is best qualified to advise on? Leapfrog? Skittles? Tiddlywinks?

WELSHYORKIE

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find...

sir.prize

John Terry in Court

Just been reported on BBC that if John Terry was found guilty of racial abuse, he could be fined £2,500. May he apply for time to pay?...

Georgiesmum

WHAT DO YOU THINK......

What do you think of the governments suggestion that they take benefits and free bus passes away from pensioners, and that the winter fuel payment is to be means tested? I thought i was hearing things...

informashun

football rules

i was asked the following question. if a goalkeeper kicks a free kick in his penalty area and it goes into his own net what is the decision? ps ive no idea...

mike11111

Really should have gone to Specsavers...

...thrust out my arm this morning to stop the bus; turned out to be the corporation dustcart. The cheeky sod driving it had the nerve to say, "Hop in the back, mate, we're going your way,"...

TWR

How?

Did?

Psybbo

RIP Ernest Borgnine

sad

stokemaveric

im sure ive just seen....

noahs ark float past the window!!!!!!!!

Georgiesmum

GO TO WORK ON AN EGG

According to the Daily Express today, people who eat an egg for breakfast are more likely to feel full up longer, compared to someone that has cereal, for breakfast, with the result being a slimming...

mikey4444

Yesterday testament by Mr Diamond

I watched all of Mr Diamonds appearence in front of the Select Committee live yesterday afternoon and I had a terrible feeling of Deja Vu. "I didn't know anything " "I wasn't there when...

gina32

2013 calendars

a few days ago i went into a shop and it was selling 2013 diaries, 2013 calendars and christmas cards, omg can it start much earlier!

wolf63

A nice family photograph

I have just seen this article in my Daily Mail. A nice family from the Nottinghamshire area (I am sure that I have relatives down there). http://www.dailymail....-breast-implants.html I am being...

mikey4444

High Tea

I was trying to explain to some American friends what High Tea means here in Britain and I was struggling ! What does High Tea mean to everybody ?...

sandyRoe

How can you confidently train someone to be a soldier or policeman if you can't be sure...

...he won't turn round and shoot you and your colleagues in the back? http://uk.news.yahoo....nistan-082358877.html...

McMouse

GOLF TERMINOLOGY

· A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole · A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer · A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read · A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't...

Jemisa

Are you old & lonely?

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...

cupid04

Famous wine merchant.

A famous wine merchant's regular taster passes away, so the boss starts interviewing for a new one. But he's aghast when a drunk tramp stumbles in to apply for the position. Anxious to get rid of him,...