.............what other social gaffes/foibles get your blood boiling.
One of mine is people who stop for a blether in busy shop doorways/aisles. We should be allowed to tazer them!...
We live in new terraced houses with small gardens and everytime our neighbours go in there garden for a cigarette , there cigarette smoke comes through our kitchen window and patio door into our...
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work...
A brunette goes to see her GP I've got a strange pain that moves around my body when I touch it Show me says the GP so she pokes the side of her knee ow! then she prods her arm ouch! then her jaw......
A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not...
Went to High Wycombe with Mrs McM on Saturday and had late lunch followed by theatre. Have previously cited HW as being about the worst place in England (apart from Watford) but on this occasion found...
I have some mint growing in a pot on the kitchen window sill. Recently I have noticed that the leaves are rather sticky and when I touch them tiny winged insects appear to fly away. Does anyone know...
I have just removed cleaned and put back the dispenser drawer in the washing machine it was covered in manky black mould its the job I hate the most how about you ?
BARRISTER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________ ___________________BARRISTER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?...
