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Smowball

Would you?

Shave your cat or dog for a million pound?? No I'm not insane, it was a Q on radio earlier..... Well, would you?...

Rodge2

Stress and how to deal with it.

What do you do when people around you make you feel very stressed? What are your best tips for dealing with it?

Duncer

Further to lateness thread.......

.............what other social gaffes/foibles get your blood boiling. One of mine is people who stop for a blether in busy shop doorways/aisles. We should be allowed to tazer them!...

packardbell

Neighbours cigarette smoke

We live in new terraced houses with small gardens and everytime our neighbours go in there garden for a cigarette , there cigarette smoke comes through our kitchen window and patio door into our...

ELVIS68

50 shades.......

I've written a book about a Rapper and his sunglasses collection. I'll probably call it 50 Shades of Dre....

McMouse

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work...

rowanwitch

Ouch

A brunette goes to see her GP I've got a strange pain that moves around my body when I touch it Show me says the GP so she pokes the side of her knee ow! then she prods her arm ouch! then her jaw......

McMouse

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.

marval

To laugh or not to laugh

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...

McMouse

Married Bliss!

To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not...

McMouse

An apology to High Wycombe

Went to High Wycombe with Mrs McM on Saturday and had late lunch followed by theatre. Have previously cited HW as being about the worst place in England (apart from Watford) but on this occasion found...

bibblebub

Bathsalts

http://www.independen...to-jesus-7880691.html Would you believe it but that thread might have been true after all? (but very probably not)...

flump1

Thought for today

When you close the door on reality It sneaks in through the window....

Poppetchops

Mint in pots

I have some mint growing in a pot on the kitchen window sill. Recently I have noticed that the leaves are rather sticky and when I touch them tiny winged insects appear to fly away. Does anyone know...

Dee Sa

what is the household job you hate the most ?

I have just removed cleaned and put back the dispenser drawer in the washing machine it was covered in manky black mould its the job I hate the most how about you ?

wolf63

Bizarre news story of the day?

This story caught my eye when I was looking for something completely different http://www.metro.co.u...toy-for-rare-mushroom...

McMouse

Heard in Court

BARRISTER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________ ___________________BARRISTER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?...