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I' ve just been reading the current jokes and the remarks made (which I do every morning as a cheer-up process) and wondered why it is that people feel it incumbent to criticise them. They don't have...

scrummyyummy

Is it seen as racist or non-pc to refer to someone as 'coloured'?

What is the correct terminology these days? I'm sure I heard on the ITV lunch time news today the reporter talking about the recent racism row between the football players and he used the term...

TWR

Can we all start a petition on here?

Well can we? shall we? That lady made her point yesterday to the Goverment & the lies regards the NHS, can we all point our views ( If allowed on here) & start The Answer Bank protest? there...

sidkid

Royal Mail parcel delivery

Had a parcel delivered this morning at five past seven. Whilst I am pleased to have my order and I appreciate that he didn't know it was my day off but it does seem a little early to be banging on my...

trt

Who says Scots are tight ???

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square...

deggers316

whitney houston

does anybody else think she had the most irritating voice on record, a big fog horn of a voice, being so loud didn't make her a good singer, when ever shes on radio i have to hit the mute button...

Sqad

P.ssed of?

Chummy......after sending my daughter to Roedean for her education, I would indeed be disappointed if she married a P.C in the East End of London. Please go easy on the answers which states.." as...

jamesnan

Jokes

Am I the only person who gets annoyed with all the silly jokes which are posted on here?

AB Editor

Fez Diagram

This is how to do a diagram: http://www.thepoke.co...12/02/15/fez-diagram/...

dickythecook

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the...

scotting

How can I make my towels soft and fluffy?

I have bought a bottle of special liquid which is supposed to make my towels soft and fluffy if washed in it. However it doesn't appear to work, the towels are hardly any different after washing. How...

annadomino

Arghhhh and spit

on masterchef Australia, they keep referring to consUmme instead of consomme. RAGE!...

McMouse

When is half-term over?

Everywhere I go there are hordes of out of control kids.

DaveW58

Men in an Aerobics Class

I have been going to 3 aerobics classes a week for over 25 years along with 2 other men. There are about 40 ladies who attend the classes on a regular basis. A few weeks ago 2 black ladies joined and...

NoMercy

Make a random statement...

on this thread.

wildwood

Noah's Ark.

I'm bored so here goes... Are there any religious folks on Answerbank who believe the Noah's Ark account as in Genesis? I mean, only 6 people left 6000 years ago, and some insects are parthenogenic so...

emmie

do you take forever to make up your mind

as i get older it seems to take longer and longer to make a decision about almost everything. Where once i was decisive and straightforward, now it's hard to make even simple choices, are you the...

anotheoldgit

Was this sentence too draconian?

http://www.dailymail....poaching-sixties.html No this didn't happen in Dickens's time, but in the 21st century. Should any person have the right to own a stretch of natural waterway?...

vivandorron

Could my Fridge/Freezer explode.?

At present the kitchen appliance is still functioning; albeit unsatisfactorily. The Fridge is OK but quite often there is a strange sound which appears to come from the Freezer section and the...

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