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Camping out for the royal wedding

i see joe loughrey bagged his pitch on monday night for the wedding... spose he will have a clear area around him of about 20 feet come friday morning... you wouldnt want to be downwind of any camper...

ilia6

Professor Brian Cox

I'm really sorry......! but I think this is hilarious! I know it's childish but I'm still chuckling...lol...

mollykins

FTAO sara3 and others; One or two more things to sort out.

I no doubt think this thread will get zapped for some reason but there's just a few things to clear up before I leave properly this time. 1) sara, does the name Ilora-D. . . . mean anything to you? 2)...

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Royal Wedding Jokes

Morning All! Got a Royal Wedding Joke? Pop it in here! Hopefully this will become the definitive list of Royal Wedding jokes. All jokes are welcome, although, if it's beyond bad taste don;t expect it...

joggerjayne

Chav Test

http://chavstest.com/ OMG ... I am 7% Chav ... !! (I have eaten a Pot Noodle, and I have taken home the shampoo from a hotel) =0(...

Bobbisox

Have we gone completely bloody mad????

http://www.thesun.co....-of-Chinese-pair.html so next time I am away from home and someone asks me to say" Whay Aye"(which has happened often) or strikes up a rendition of the Blaydon Races...

anotheoldgit

Was there any need?

http://tinyurl.com/3tc7nwx I personnaly think that the DailyMail has gone too far this time, in printing these horrendous pictures of this young man's final moments. Surely it was enough to report on...

pixi-

dating no no's

my mate has joined a couple of dating sites..... he said most of the womens profiles state they want a man with his own teeth (which he hasnt got lol) if you went on a dating site what would be your...

Sqad

Women eh!

Poor old Andrew Marr has been paying out maintenance for a child that wasn't his for the past seven years following an affair. Can women be trusted any more........the slyness and underhand behavior...

Jemisa

One Liners!

Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.... The prime minister david Cammeron has announced that he intends to make it difficult to claim benifits - - From next week all the forms will be in...

Bobbisox

I am non Catholic but always remember my Catholic friends never ate meat on Fridays?

Only on Good Friday, my Mum would not allow us to eat meat so no bacon sarnies for brekkie then, we always had to have fish, I remember going with her to the 'wet' fish shop early on the GF morning,...

DEN53

Diana Years

After Three in a Bed had finished, there wasn't much else on, so I watched the Diana Years again - still makes me cry.

McMouse

They sent my census form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, pikeys, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern...

mrs_overall

My friend may have a famous dad

My friend Deb was raised solely by her mum(single parent) and the mum would never reveal who the father was. The mum died 10 years ago. Deb has one elderly auntie still alive. Earlier this week the...

Answerprancer

Tame wild rabbit !

I was in Richmond Park yesterday and I happened upon this bloody great big rabbit. It was grazing next to a large fenced off enclosure, I did a double take as it didn't bolt like they usually do. I...

Steve.5

Yes/No Can you think of a valid reason

As to why St George`s Day is not a Bank Holiday in England & Can you give a valid reason why it should be Yes this year is rather unique as it combines with Easter....

wookette

Charged for a copy of blood test results

My partner rang for blood test results and requested a copy of them and was told there was a charge of £2.50 per blood test result. He'd had 7! Any feedback gratefully received.

Teddy_boy

Summer sun madness.

Why is it people seem to go mad when they see a little bit of sun in England?Its an automatic signal for fat bald men to take off their shirts and try to impersonate a lobster by seeing who can get...

dave553322

Change in the Law regarding undertaking

Hi All I have a good friend who is a copper (I know but I am desperate for friends) he is a armed response copper, I was talking to him two weeks ago about middle lane hoggers on the motorway and I...

Barmaid

Chooks!

Nothing whatsoever to do with Easter, but with a bit of luck I shall be collecting 3 chickens on Sunday. Any suggestions for names? I was thinking Charlotte, Emily and Anne. The FH suggested Tikka...

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