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...surprised when I tell them I eat road kill. But I'm going to carrion doing it......
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200 times with upholstery staple gun! Surgeons say he's fully recovered......
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... difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's an Australian marsupial and the others a Geordie stuck in a lift....
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.... stork piling long legged birds...
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...chip shops are in crisis. Keep calm and carry oot...
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...to buy a new bag and belt for my wife's birthday. She'll soon get the hoover up and running.......
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I've now had 2 emails telling me that my TV licence has expired. They want the usual bank details etc. They didn't spell my name correctly and spelt licence incorrectly....
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I'm going to the northern isles for my hols this year. I'm hoping to get some good photos of the birds and wildlife that I'm unable to get with my compact camera. Can anyone recommend a camera and...
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....the flat earth have to fear is sphere itself...
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...endhorse jobshare in pantomime animals.
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...long time no sea..
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02.02.2020
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The people recently evacuated from China are going to have to survive on toast whilst they're in quarantine. It's the only thing they can get under the door:-)...
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...to stop eating dates. I am now diary free......
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I've had an email from the above. They send you surveys when you have joined. Is it a scam?...
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... most of my time waiting for buses. People say I live a sheltered life.......
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Have you done yours yet? Have anything unusual turn up?...
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.... argument pie for my tea. It didn't agree with me......
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.... take a book back to the library....tome to you...
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