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I just read on my local forum that some psychos have got into my local animal farm and randomly slaughtered 4 goats. WHY?...
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If a dog bit any of the panel of the above programme, would it die of silicon or Botox poisoning?:-)
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... terrible at maths a 5 of 1 and half a dozen of the other?
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....to think I was good in bed, until I discovered that the Mrs was asthmatic...
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I've just been offered the above. Are there any side effects from having one?
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https://www.exhibitioncentreliverpool.com/media-centre/latest-news/2019/statement/...
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I just seen my first fieldfare and redwings in my local park. Waxwings have also made an appearance in Shetland....
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I was given tickets to go and see Beverley Knight singing Stevie Wonder songs last night. What a voice, backed by a 20 piece orchestra. She's possibly the only person who could do his songs justice....
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About half an hour ago when I was coming back from the shops I caught my neighbour's 15yr old son smoking dope. Do I tell his mother?...
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Where does he get his shirts from? They're 'king dreadful:-)
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I've read somewhere that you can cure this by diet alone. I read on here that someone had succeeded in doing this,( I think it was baldric). Any advice would be greatly appreciated....
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...walks into a bar...
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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/266770 Please sign to end this barbaric practice....
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Just had one in my back garden:-)
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https://www.birdguides.com/news/trophy-hunters-paying-to-shoot-puffins-in-iceland/ I just don't get it....
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Make your own Hungry Hippo toy by throwing a box of maltesers into a weight watchers meeting.
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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday....
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https://markavery.info/2017/07/11/police-investigating-moscar-estate/ The cruelty that goes on so that some hooray Henry can blast a red grouse with a shotgun beggars belief:-(...
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I'm thinking of getting another car. It has to be higher off the ground to make it easier to get in and out of. I'm looking at either a Skoda yeti or a Peugeot 5008. Has anyone on here had any...

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