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Mark Steel's...

... in town again. Radio 4, 6:30 tonight..yayyy.
17:49 Thu 17th Jan 20191 answer, last by bookbinder 17:54 Thu 17th Jan 2019
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Grand Kids!

My partner's grandson decided yesterday to shove a raisen up his nose. His mother wanted to take him to hospital, that didn't happen as he managed to remove it....he then promptly ate it lol
19:04 Mon 14th Jan 20194 answers, last by ummmm 19:03 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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I've Opened...

.....A tin of rice pudding, its best before date is Dec 2012. Should it be brown and is it fit to eat?;-)
20:02 Fri 11th Jan 201911 answers, last by Prudie 21:15 Sun 13th Jan 2019
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Let's All Do

The conga dedededede ,dedededede, my car's passed its MOT, dedededede. Only needed windscreen wipers, dedededede dedededede...
20:47 Thu 10th Jan 201916 answers, last by Baldric 23:08 Thu 10th Jan 2019
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Good News..

Sirloin steak and chips for tea:-) Bad news, it's with salad:-(...
19:13 Thu 10th Jan 201925 answers, last by Old_Geezer 00:10 Fri 11th Jan 2019
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Scrabble.

I've just beaten the Mrs by over 100pts. Cold shower for me tonight:-(...
22:52 Sat 05th Jan 201916 answers, last by melv16 15:45 Sun 13th Jan 2019
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'ow Much.

My son-in-law's nephew has bought some new trainers. They cost him the princely sum of £495-00.... The world has gone mad and he's got more money than sense!...
16:08 Sat 29th Dec 201855 answers, last by tinkerbell23 09:25 Fri 04th Jan 2019
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Tv Fix.

Has anyone on here got this new gizmo? It's supposed to make set top boxes and aeriels redundant. It was shown recently on Dragons Den and managed to get £1.5m of investment....
11:30 Fri 28th Dec 20182 answers, last by melv16 11:57 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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Sam And Dave

Bought the best of for the Mrs for Xmas. What a cracking album. 37mins of absolute joy:-)
23:38 Thu 27th Dec 201812 answers, last by tonyav 00:11 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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Waxwings.

They're back in Sheffield...yaaayyy
13:27 Tue 25th Dec 201815 answers, last by melv16 20:48 Fri 04th Jan 2019
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Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman And Irishman.

Were captured spying in Russia and were to be executed. They were asked for their last wishes. The Scotsman wanted a 1,000 piece piping band. The Welshman wanted a 1,000 piece male voice choir. I'll...
22:06 Sun 23rd Dec 20188 answers, last by stocksman 23:34 Mon 24th Dec 2018
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Yaayyy

The adoption order for my granddaughter has been granted in court:-)
15:53 Wed 19th Dec 201828 answers, last by wolf63 20:00 Thu 10th Jan 2019
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How To Stress Out A Yorkshireman

Get him to say; Horace isn't it horrid when you're hot and in a hurry and you have to hold your hat on with your hand. Without dropping any aitches.:-)
13:32 Wed 19th Dec 20182 answers, last by mallyh 13:35 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Rocky Horror Show Singalong.

I've booked to go and see this on New years Eve, at my local cinema. Has anyone been to this, and more to the point do I have to get dressed up? :-\...
11:10 Wed 19th Dec 201824 answers, last by jakep 14:49 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Whatsapp.

I'm having problems with retrieving messages from my WhatsApp account on my mobile. I'm getting notifications on my home page that it's searching for messages, the only way to get them is to turn the...
11:25 Sun 16th Dec 20189 answers, last by melv16 09:45 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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Note To Self...

Make sure you check milk hasn't gone off before pouring it on your cereal, then taking a big mouthful:(
17:13 Sat 08th Dec 201816 answers, last by dunnitall 17:40 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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Bliss Last Night...

... was going to see Martin Simpson and Martin Taylor together. They're both guitarists at the top of their game, but out of different genres. There were no loop machines, light shows or dancers, just...
09:53 Wed 28th Nov 201811 answers, last by wolf63 17:26 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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The Debate..

...on moving staircases is escalating..m
11:12 Sun 18th Nov 20182 answers, last by melv16 11:57 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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In The Night Garden And Sarah And Duck.

Whatever the writers of the above children's programs are on, I want some:-)
19:23 Fri 16th Nov 201812 answers, last by andy-hughes 15:14 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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The Debate..

Has commenced on soft pencils... 2B or not 2B...
14:06 Thu 15th Nov 20189 answers, last by zebo 20:09 Thu 15th Nov 2018

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