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Bad News And Worst News.

Bad news...the element's gone belly-up Ont fan oven. Worst news... The Mrs has got the magic finger out, pointed it and now I've got to clean the oven...sob.....
15:01 Tue 16th Feb 201633 answers, last by Svejk 11:45 Mon 22nd Feb 2016
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The Aston Villa...

...team have been behaving like school boys again. They all got six of the best this afternoon.....
21:07 Sun 14th Feb 20164 answers, last by Canary42 13:45 Mon 15th Feb 2016
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Past Sell...

...by date dressed lobster for me tea tonight :-) Should have been £15-00, gorrit for £3-99:-)...
17:42 Sun 14th Feb 201611 answers, last by melv16 21:04 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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Watford Gap Services.

The above must be the worst in the country!
16:01 Sun 14th Feb 201629 answers, last by EDDIE51 19:51 Mon 15th Feb 2016
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Pancakes

What are you having on yours tonight? My topping of choice is orange juice and sugar....
15:48 Tue 09th Feb 201629 answers, last by EcclesCake 19:36 Tue 09th Feb 2016
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Let's All Do..

...the conga dee dee dee dee dee dee dee, I bought a new car last week dee dee dee dee it went in for a service today dee dee dee and there's nowt wrong with it dee diddly dee :-)
19:17 Mon 08th Feb 201624 answers, last by Tilly2 20:18 Mon 08th Feb 2016
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Notts Falcons.

http://ntu.ac.uk/sustainability/biodiversity/falcons/index.html Great shot at the moment...
16:18 Thu 04th Feb 20162 answers, last by melv16 11:27 Thu 11th Feb 2016
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Motoring News Flash.

M1 southbound junction 10. A lorry load of terrapins has collided with a truck load of tortoises.. It's a turtle disaster.......
14:48 Thu 04th Feb 201610 answers, last by Canary42 00:33 Fri 05th Feb 2016
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Carpet Stain.

I've had a leak from a radiator which has badly stained the bedroom carpet. The CH system has been recently drained and refilled with water and corrosion inhibitor. Your ideas are welcome....
14:42 Wed 03rd Feb 201613 answers, last by diddlydo 15:34 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Fish....

....and chips cooked by own fair hands for me tea tonight...yayyyyy
16:31 Tue 02nd Feb 201614 answers, last by jourdain2 22:19 Wed 03rd Feb 2016
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The Great Interior Challenge (Bbc 2)

I wouldn't let this lot loose on my garden shed!
19:22 Mon 01st Feb 201634 answers, last by pastafreak 19:39 Wed 17th Feb 2016
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Chicken Jal..

..friezi, nan, rice, onion bhaji and samosas for me tea tonight..yayyy. The Mrs is going out, so thrice yayyyyyyyyy
15:36 Fri 29th Jan 20169 answers, last by Prudie 18:46 Fri 29th Jan 2016
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Go Outdoors.

The Mrs is now an extremely happy bunny. She managed to buy a new pair of walking boots, a new winter coat and a gym bag. As I write she's trying them on with different tops, bottoms and jumpers...as...
13:29 Thu 28th Jan 201615 answers, last by Elina 14:23 Thu 28th Jan 2016
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A Cowboy...

...walks in a German car showroom and shouts Audi...m
11:37 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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My German...

...friend keeps a piece of meat in his car boot. He says it's his spare veal.......
11:29 Wed 27th Jan 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 16:53 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Rspb Bird Watch.

Who's participating this weekend?
20:15 Tue 26th Jan 20168 answers, last by Tilly2 17:47 Sun 31st Jan 2016
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Cartoon From 60's-70's

Can anyone remember the above that featured a moose and I think it was a beaver?
11:45 Tue 26th Jan 20164 answers, last by melv16 11:54 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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Victoria Coren Mitchell.

I'm missing my Monday evening letch:-(
20:10 Mon 25th Jan 201625 answers, last by pixie374 19:50 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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A Man United ....

....fan walks into a travel agents and asks where's a good place in England to go on holiday. You can't beat Southampton says the travel agent......
19:53 Mon 25th Jan 201641 answers, last by Togo 22:30 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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Dylan Hartley.

Regarding his previous thuggery on the rugby field, I can't believe he's been made England captain. If it was up to me he would never play again after being cited for eye gouging.
19:08 Mon 25th Jan 201610 answers, last by snags 10:50 Thu 28th Jan 2016

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