Whilst passing through Dallas recently, I met the wife of a cowboy, who was complaining bitterly about the huge pile of shirts that she has to iron for her husband.
Howdy-pressing is that??...
I have just received an invitation to join a secret society.
They claim to possess special enlightenment and knowledge of Greek cheese.
Hallouminati....
Further to mikey's request on another thread, I'll mention the tasting menu at the Fat Duck in Bray. I was feeling quite ill on the morning, and as we live in Somerset, it would have been quite a...
I have just installed a new electric oven that we had delivered today. I followed the instructions on a you tube video on "how to install an electric oven" carefully to the letter but when I switch...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3969816/Lord-Sugar-sends-Paul-Sullivan-packing-Apprentice.html Lord Sugar has sacked another contestant, and it has received typical Mail coverage. 'Hunk'?...
The answers are well-known surnames. The clues are cryptic: 1) A presser of suits? A stirrer. (This one begins with S) 2) Reverse charge involving game (This one begins with T or possibly U) Any...
My mate is flogging Welsh DVD's. Anyone want any? He's got: Nine and a Half Leeks Trefforest Gump The Lost Boyos Dai Hard Sheepless in Seattle Dai's of Thunder The Magic Rhonddabout Independence Dai...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor postman a letter.
When she got there the cupboard was bare.
So they did it without, it was better!...