Poor Jogger! She has spent all evening entertaining us with details of her harmless divertissements, and suddenly, there she was, gone, and never called me Mother! (This is not a thread about a...
In my first year at grammar school in 1960 I was placed in class 2A. there was no 1A. We progressed to 3A and 4A, each digit signifying a year older than we really were. After 4A we went into Remove...
She wrote some wickedly funny crime novels, a mixture of Miss Marple and Tom Sharpe. It is over 13 years since I read one, but the only thing I can remember is a scene set in a cathedral in which the...
Dear Editor, Who has replaced my self-description with the word "FACT?" Whilst I am happy enough for your gremlins to amuse themselves at my expense, you may care to remind them that they...
What a pillock I am! Last night, just getting into my stride, what do I do? Only go and spill a whole glass of gin and tonic over my keyboard. By the time I had wiped up the tears for the loss of my...
Wor Geordie's lost his penker
Doon the double raa.
All advice gratefully received, but Bobbisox is disqualified from entering because she'll just tell me to, "Ram it doon the cludgie"...
I connect to the internet via an O2 mobile dongle (PAYG). For £15 I get 2 gb for thirty days, which expires when I have used up my allowance or thirty days have passed. Yesterday when I logged...
My toilet bowl has become stained. usually Domestos and a brush do the trick but not this time. Can anyone recommend another product which may be more effective?
Always wanted to be the first to start this thread, and as some of the regular punters are absent for the holidays I will begin. Good morning to all and Bore da i fy ffrindiau i gyd yng Nghymru. Hope...
Went to the local Sainsbury's this evening. As I only wanted a couple of things I didn't bother with a basket. Got a pint of milk, packet of cheese and some rolls that they sell at 4 for £1...
I have had a PAYG mobile for nearly ten years, in which I have never experienced any problem. I use it very infrequently so PAYG suits me down to the ground. However I have recently started receiving...
Anyone else use one of these for internet connection? It's just that for the past two days the connection has been rather weak and everything is so slow in loading. Don't know whether it's just me or...