There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do; She gave them some broth without any bread; Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed....
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she...
Maybe it's just Lincolnshire, or maybe my unobservance - but why don't we seem to have many gooseberries around any more? When we were early teenagers (ok, maybe about 35 years ago...) we used to go...
Im talking "Senile Dementia" not other kinds of brain damage. With old age approaching, if you had a choice, do you think you would rather hold on to your sanity or you physical abilities....
Am very happy to feed all the birds that grace me with their presence at my bird feeder but..........the bally pigeons have worked out how to empty the feeder in a nano second (okay, am exaggerating a...
A recently moved in neighbour in conversation said he was going to visit his daughter as it was his grandsons "first holy communion" This was 10 minutes after I said hello for the first...
22A.Rocket and bananas -convenience food in India.(8 letters) I have _I_D_L_O. I immediately thought Vindaloo but what is the connection with Rocket and bananas? Unless you rocket to a convenience...
When we receive our ticket pack from the Travel Agents, previously there have always been pre-printed luggage labels, but not this time! I can't remember what I need to put on them (if I can find...