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jd_1984

Salad Cream Or Mayo?

I am a salad cream person, just put a squidge on my tuna salad, makes all the difference.

Nepotism and the Royal family

According to this story on the BBC’s website - Jean Else, who was awarded an OBE back in 2001 has had the award revoked by the Queen. Apparently Ms Else (as head of a school), promoted her...

starone

Why do I always manage

to put the tv on when the adverts start? I think if I got up in the middle of the night and turned on there would be adverts for something or other.

Bbbananas

Black Swan - not just a film about 'ballerinas'.

So, I went along to the cinema, Billy No-Mates cos the BF refused to watch a ballet film - how wrong was he! He would in fact have loved it - lots of lesbian dream sequences, sapphic love and sole...

TheOtherHalf

Over a week ago, whilst cleaning in our canteen, I found that someone had left some loose change on a table. I have put it away in case anyone came back to claim it but as yet no one has. I will keep...

CailinDeas

Another Irish Joke!!

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...

stokemaveric

my son is an amatuer actor...

now he wants to set up a business dressing as fireman sam,postman pat and various other childrens charecters and be hired by parents to go and make appearences at kids birthday parties etc etc [these...

zzxxee

tudors new series

I am really enjoying this one, the best so far IMO anyone else agree/disagree ?...

joko

kleptomaniac- collectomaniac..

it seems a new word has enteredt into the english language (at least on urban dictionary) that solely exists because of a mispronunciation, mishearing and misunderstanding of how the word is spelt,...

sweetwoman23

Name this vetinary tv series

I need to unscramble these letters ; W _ _ _ T H E R _ _ _ (4,2,5)...

Steve.5

Not a news item as such

But has been said in a roundabout manner, so i will say it Are the free born white Englishmen rapidly becoming an endangered species ? any chance of a sticky, ed...

daftgrandad

Lady Of The Night

A "lady of the night" was in hospital,to have an operation for a womans problem. On being prepared for same, she insisted on not being shaved down below. "I will sue if this...

slinky.kate

suggestions please

i am going out with my friend mext monday to the bingo,they are having a 'do' for valentines day,meal,chocs.etc.they are having a competition for a valentine card for the caller,'craig' so any verses...

Bbbananas

My young colleague, who does have some choice expressions...

... has just rung up and reported her printer as needing a service call. She said "my printer's being a bit gay......" and the operator the other end hit the roof and accused her of...

vibrasphere

Rep

Ed, what do you think of the rep system that xbl use?

MrIncredible

Smoked fish

smoked fish (from kincardineshire?) (6,7) _ _ N _ A _ / Haddock Thanks in advance...

ummmm

Card details...

I (HE!) lost my car keys at the weekend. Just phoned the hotel we stayed at and they've been handed in. She said to email my name, address, room number and card details so they can post them to me....

KikiTiger

I find it quite rude when someone posts a question and it gets hijacked

with all your in jokes. Just a musing.

kayakamina

Yellow triangle with exclamation mark.

Recently when I have opened up Answerbank a small symbol of a yellow triangle with an exclamation mark in it shows on the bottom left of my screen. Also a comment ' Done, but with errors on page' is...

08012006

Telegraph cryptic

Asking anyone who consults http://bigdave44.com/introduction/ for help with the Telegraph cryptic crossword, what does he mean by CHARADE please (used 3 times in yesterday’s puzzle 26470) 11a...

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