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Ann

Miraculous recovery for Tracy in Corrie

Tracy in Coronation Street made such a miraculous recovery tonight from lying in a coma to having a blazing row with Steve in her hospital bed within the space of 5 minutes, an absolute joke- this...
23:41 Mon 13th Aug 201271 answers, last by hc4361 23:04 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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Buenchico

Another 'Closing Ceremony' thread.

While there are a few individual posts on the subject, I can't see a thread suggesting names which were missing from the line-up last night. Here's a few that I think should have been considered:...
23:18 Mon 13th Aug 2012126 answers, last by Buenchico 23:13 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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Gizmonster

I was chatting up a lass last night ....

.... and everything was going fine. I asked her where she was from. She replied, "Oldham". So I did ...... and that's when she slapped me .........
22:19 Mon 13th Aug 201213 answers, last by marval 17:45 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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gness

Mick-T

Leave Tinks alone and find a thread for a bet. £5 says 2 hours 15 mins.
22:33 Mon 13th Aug 201222 answers, last by gness 23:16 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Quizmonster

Percentages

On one of yesterday evening's news broadcasts, George Osborne made a comment...I believe it was about the departing Louise Mensch's contribution to Parliament and her constituents...involving the...
09:48 Tue 07th Aug 201233 answers, last by Quizmonster 07:37 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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queenofmean

That Little Brown Envelope

....containing appointment 3 for Laser Treatment came in today .... wooop-de-doo
21:55 Mon 13th Aug 201221 answers, last by queenofmean 22:23 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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thenry

Thirteen Steps Down

Just started on ITV 1. Looks promising.......
21:05 Mon 13th Aug 20127 answers, last by Dodger666 11:50 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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DTCwordfan

where has Mick Talbot gone and what is he having for his Tea?

Bonus for comment/jokes about his rooster avatar.
20:26 Mon 13th Aug 201264 answers, last by Baldric 22:22 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Duncer

The dyslexic greyhound fancier

.......................bought himself a cat flap. Or the dyslexic alcholic? He choked on his own Vimto Or the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa....
19:06 Sun 12th Aug 201213 answers, last by magicmick 20:51 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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marval

First Lesson

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right,...
20:22 Mon 13th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:58 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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jan01

combine harvester

Police in Norfolk have confirmed that they have arrested a man after he had fallen into a combine harvester after attempting to steal it ...... he is due to be bailed tomorrow!...
17:47 Sun 12th Aug 201210 answers, last by mike11111 06:04 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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BayBoy1

Boring Boris

Will Boring Boris be on the TV tonight,at the closing of the Olympics?????
11:58 Sun 12th Aug 20129 answers, last by mike11111 01:53 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Duncer

Calling the Samaratins

A lady rang the Samaratins in an emotional and highly distressed state. "Help me please, I'm desperate" she said to the person on the end of the line. "What is wrong madam?" asked...
20:50 Sat 11th Aug 20127 answers, last by cupid04 01:44 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Answerprancer

TITS !!!

http://static.fjcdn.c...55/c85574_1220428.jpg Gender/lateness posting test. The question: are you a bloke or a lesbian (or an ornithologist, or 'other') ?...
01:17 Fri 10th Aug 20125 answers, last by Answerprancer 01:11 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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gness

Why are the frozen Peas

that were on my bitten elbow earlier now on my swollen and twisted ankle? Because at the open air performance of The Importance of Being Earnest tonight, during the interval in the dark I fell down...
23:50 Fri 10th Aug 201265 answers, last by gness 14:36 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Duncer

Very childish, but I did laugh

Something that I found by accident while watching Mr Feck, the feckless German diver.
16:11 Thu 09th Aug 201218 answers, last by Jemisa 23:31 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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danoid

collar of bacon......

....i am trying to find a way to describe this cut of pork to butchers here in the states (so i dont get the deer in the headlights look)......i have seen delia do it for christmas with some molasses...
21:12 Wed 08th Aug 20129 answers, last by mike11111 22:18 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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mrs_overall

Just for fun - AB Dating Game

Pretend to be another AB'er who has joined a dating agency and let's see if we can guess who the AB'er is. I'll start the ball rolling. Female, divorced, small but perfectly formed with own wetroom...
20:23 Fri 10th Aug 201257 answers, last by tonyav 08:52 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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ladybirder

Body found at grandmother's house.

Awful awful awful. Step Gdad disappeared.
16:49 Fri 10th Aug 2012231 answers, last by shomer42 17:54 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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TWR

What?

Is the word that is used for Noisy Neighbours? Dogs, bloody noisy screaming kids on their Fck trampolines the area I live in used to be quiet, good, BUT, now the " The Arabs have started to move...
20:39 Fri 10th Aug 201267 answers, last by dotty. 18:49 Sat 11th Aug 2012

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