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mrs_overall
Excelsior1 Productions is proud to present a charity music night in aid of The League of Unemployable Quiz Masters. This event will take place this Friday in the village hall. The music will be...
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CailinDeas
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife...
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firewatch
Some one just mentioned Tranny box on another forum I am on (for landrovers) and I couldnt stop laughing! They mean transfer box but it made me think of something totally differnt!
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Nibble
To be sold on 19/07/2012 by Hanson's Auctioneers, (if it lasts that long!!), said to estimated at £500, any bids?? http://www.hansonsauc...ws-details.php?id=113 It'd probably cost more as...
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Bazile
Ok - for a small consideration , i'm going to allow you to borrow my time machine . Which two period in history would you most like to visit - and for what reason ? Remember your'e only allowed two...
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nellypope
A very dear German friend of mine is coming to stay for a few days next month, and I know she will bring some gifts for us, so really would love to get her something. She is 40ish, just married (no...
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Dee Sa
well I went yesterday to the biggest Tesco I know at Galleons Reach Beckton in East London [ 2 floors] to no avail conered the asst manager and said they are on your website to which he repliedhe...
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firewatch
Here due to inconsiderate neighbours and a grumpy 'usband!
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DavidHulme
also omniscient as a clue as well
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beso
They tell us He is omnipresent (is everywhere), omnipotent (all powerful) and omniscient (knows all) Well His minions are certainly know-alls but what would be some more accurate adjectives for God?...
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bazwillrun
Marks & Spencer Group PLC said fashion chief Kate Bostock would leave the company following the biggest fall in quarterly sales in the division since 2008. Surely its the HR, sorry personnel...
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Georgiesmum
I see a policeman has been shot and killed today, and another one injured in Clacton. What a terrible world we live in....
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Smowball
Had a last minute supper and it was delicious. Had already made the bolognese sauce/meat the day before. Decided didnt fancy pasta for a change, and found a packet of chilled gnocchi in fridge. Took...
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Bazile
With an impressive sounding name like that - there wasn't any doubt that he would have averted a disaster - innit ? I think that it was the ' III ' bit that made the difference If i'm ever in a tight...
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mrsmaveric
''is wimbledon held in london every year?''...what is the silliest question you have ever heard???...or asked???
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CailinDeas
While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then She smiled and made the earth round.......!...
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denis567
I have brought this up before, but why do some people pronounce words like something, nothing and everything with a K at the end, rather than ing. I was watching the first programme in the new series...
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TWR
Are you sorry you Voted for the collation? the things that's coming out of late, Bankers, Loans, Interest rates, Bonus's, where is this going to end, do you think they are taking the British Public...
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ELVIS68
Was always a big fan of the electric chair. Thought It was the best thing since sliced head....
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Tilly2
I consider myself to be a logical and reasonably sane person but I can't get away from some daft superstitious behaviour that has been ingrained in me since I was a child. For example, if i put...

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