I played golf for the first time ever this morning. As I was about to take my first shot I noticed that there were several people in the clubhouse watching me. "Stay calm," I thought,...
Here you are then, probably been done a couple of times before!! ~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!...
An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way to Belfast?" The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or...
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is...
Only just watched Wednesday's Doctors, which had a guest appearance
of Karen Henthorn who used to play Tessa bryant in Coronation street. Can
anyone jog my memory about her character in Corrie....
Looking at Whiskeryron's post in the thread below, started me wondering why cannot ITV show Corrie on ITV2. They've been showing the French Open tennis between the 2 channels and so I cannot see why...
A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in...
My daughter rents a house with her bf - they got into big money problems when she had her work hours cut in half. She was in such a state that we worked out what she would need to get them back on...
I was putting the freshly washed towels in the toilet at work this morning as I opened one out a giant wasp - around the size of a small country - flew out of the towel. I had the natural reaction of...
My daughter is expecting her second child next month and it was my intention to buy a baby doll for her first born ( my granddaughter) so that she could care for the doll while Mummy is dealing with...
Future story lines are not boding well ie Sigh-mon and Petah and Leeann and Karlah clash and burn (misspelt deliberatelee), gay Dad marcus shocks Shawn of the living dead (as if), and Karl- not aah -...
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry him. She immediately said, "Yes." The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't...
This has probably been done before as it seems familiar, but there you go, they are all old aren't they? All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and...
So glad he is out of hospital to celebrate his 91st birthday with the family - he's a tough old chap, who usually comes bouncing back after illness, but people of his generation usually are. :)
Did anyone see this? I have to admit that Cheryl Cole's career has largely passed me by. Beyond thumping a cloakroom attendant and being a judge on X-Factor I really don't know much about her, judging...
Looking on the 1911 census I found my Nanna and Granddad had a child before my Father was born. It says;Total children born alive 1 Children still living - Children who have died 1. It's possible I...