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Jemisa

Ed - Zachary...

Adult...... A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem,...
22:37 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by holliepierce 06:44 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Birth-Control...

The 'Murry-mint' sweet co and the 'Boots' Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the...
13:23 Tue 29th May 20128 answers, last by missprim 23:31 Wed 30th May 2012
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penelope2

A Fight in a Biscuit Tin

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was...
16:30 Wed 30th May 20129 answers, last by tenrec 12:45 Thu 31st May 2012
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Jemisa

The Check up...

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital clinic . The husband is there for a check up, The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, a sperm sample and...
22:51 Wed 30th May 20122 answers, last by wildwood 04:41 Thu 31st May 2012
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Smowball

Anyone else have thunder?

After all this heat we have darkening skies and thunder is rumbling away.Anybody got actual thunderstorms yet? BTW im greater london.
14:13 Wed 30th May 201240 answers, last by gness 20:02 Wed 30th May 2012
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hc4361

FTAO Chinadoll

Get me, never done that before! What is your avatar supposed to be? It looks like a confused poo....
16:24 Wed 30th May 201228 answers, last by hc4361 21:25 Wed 30th May 2012
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esmeralda

macmillan quiz 2012.

6. sounds like a favourite of queen victorias. 8 letters. answer is a type of biscuit. I think it should be 7 letters. has anyone else found this or am i wrong? also 8. helps keep the floor clean 6...
13:39 Mon 28th May 20126 answers, last by esmeralda 12:29 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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baza

thunder.

I hear rumblings, is the fine spell over?
16:02 Mon 28th May 201239 answers, last by chi-chi66 19:56 Mon 28th May 2012
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missprim

Can I find out?

I posted a joke earlier about a deaf bookkeeper and someone??? replaced the name of the bookkeeper with asterisks. Can I find out who did this and why?...
16:10 Mon 28th May 201219 answers, last by shoota 16:34 Mon 28th May 2012
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Smowball

The Voice - the four finalists !?!

Ok, I have watched the whose series - and 2 weeks ago I predicted the final 4 - even though i think 3 of them shouldn't really be there so maybe it was to obvious. 1. Leanne - probably the only one...
08:57 Mon 28th May 201215 answers, last by factor30 21:27 Wed 30th May 2012
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val52

anyone write to a celebrity?

If you did who did you write to and what did you say and if you got a reply back what did you get/what did they say and how long before you heard back?
15:22 Mon 28th May 20129 answers, last by mrchirpy 09:17 Tue 29th May 2012
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missprim

Two elderly ladies discussing same sex marriage.

Gladys and Francis were sitting having a chat on a park bench. 'So Francis, what do you think of this same sex marriage?' asks Gladys. 'Well I don't see what all the fuss is about,' replies Francis....
15:13 Mon 28th May 20126 answers, last by marval 16:45 Mon 28th May 2012
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missprim

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Following on from Jemisa's joke A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, ***, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place....
14:59 Mon 28th May 20125 answers, last by missprim 15:16 Mon 28th May 2012
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marval

Teaching and Educating

A number of 12-year-old girls at a school were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
14:59 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:22 Tue 29th May 2012
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Jemisa

Times Up...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bedside. Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take my 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But...
13:20 Mon 28th May 20122 answers, last by tonyav 14:36 Mon 28th May 2012
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Jemisa

1 - v - 3

All Ages A lorry driver stopped at a road side caf'e for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers...
12:18 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by missprim 14:30 Mon 28th May 2012
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maggiebee

Monday's Random Thoughts

We are all time travellers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole With a calendar, your days are numbered There are two kinds...
11:07 Mon 28th May 20122 answers, last by missprim 14:28 Mon 28th May 2012
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cupid04

A woman...

A woman sits on her man's glasses and breaks them. At first, he is annoyed but soon shrugs it off. 'To be fair,' he says, 'it was my fault for not taking them off.'...
00:26 Mon 28th May 20127 answers, last by marval 14:55 Mon 28th May 2012
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funnygirl

Was that David from Heartbeat in Corrie????

Just watched last night's Corrie and Kirsty's dad looked remarkable like David from Heartbeat. If it was him, he was more portly and acted properly....
14:44 Fri 25th May 201219 answers, last by baza 00:10 Mon 28th May 2012
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missprim

Baked beans

When I open a tin of baked beans, I use half and put the other half in a container then put in the fridge for the next day. I don't like keeping them for longer than this as they taste different. As I...
15:53 Sun 27th May 201215 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:48 Tue 29th May 2012

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