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Why are these savages being let off so lightly?

http://news.sky.com/h...news/article/16183380 They'll be out in a couple of years, madness!...

trt

She is beautiful but, can you....

...... imagine the outcry if he dated her? I much preferred the lady he was dancing with, not the fat one, the young slim one two days ago :-) http://www.dailymail....?ICO=most_read_module...

chessington

there is a horrible smell in the washing machine

Anyone know how to get rid of a damp smell in the washing machine, have tried boil wash with bleach and it has not worked TIA

Dickiedot

Expectorate/Gob, how much of it is ejected every weekend?

Watching the football, Liverpool/Arsenal (Liverpool just lost :-)) I see all the players spitting on the pitch, I wondered how much is expectorated every weekend on pitches across the country? How...

gina32

rain, so where is it all?

we're supposed to be getting loads this weekend, had a shower this morning but thats all, lovely and sunny, although windy, here since this morning

mrs_overall

If You were named after where you were conceived...?

One of my kids would have the name Campervan

missprim

The Spirit of the Elderly in Fife

This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize...

gina32

so who does kill frank in corrie???

who do you think

zabado

Healthy living.

My doctor has advised me to start doing something that gets me out of the pub now and again........So I've taken up smoking.

zabado

What a way to go!.

I went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. I arrived just in time for a welcome breakfast.The b@stards were serving feckin Cheerio's.

shooty

Can you remember 'Fifteen to One' ?

The thing that always annoyed me about this programme, was that it was never broadcast at 12:45 : )

tinkerbell23

Being gay ..

In earlier years... Programme im watching was just talking about 1960s and how the world "gay" didnt really refer to homosexuality but rather "gay" as in happy... Said that if you...

wendilla

There are no visible sightings of Spacestation over UK but this may interest

some of you for a few evenings. MARS AT OPPOSITION: Mars is approaching opposition. On March 3-5, the Red Planet will be up all night long, opposite the sun and as close to Earth as it will get in...

commoner

Hump is back

..mm...Engelbert Humperdink is the UK repredentative in the Eurovision Song Contest I see.....75 years young ....always thought he was older than me....;-)

lcg

bit of a weird question....

but i was clearing out my loft and came across a vintage monopoly set with wooden/cardboard characters (all there) and a matching board. does anyone know how much this is worth? i've tried looking on...

Curvylady

Audreys coat

in Corrie, love it, anyone guess where it's from?

Jemisa

A Woman Starts

... dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for...

tamborine

Last Bus

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.' 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a...

marval

Punny repeats Two

I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point. Eggs make lousy comedians. They always crackup at their own...