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It doesn't work

A customer whose hair kept falling out complained to his barber. "That stuff you gave me," he cried, "it's terrible! You said three bottles of it would make my hair grow, but nothing's...

atrollope

pub natter

Barman :"How"s your Celebrity Jungle,Masterchef,X Factor,Nobel Peace Prize accumulator going"? Local(pint in hand):"It was all going well until I took a wild stab at Clarkson for...

Hettster

What is "oily fish"?

My doctor has recommended that I eat "oily fish" regularly. Outside if the chip shop I know nothing about fish. What is "oily fish"?...

yerbamate

Christmas cards?

I have tired of sending cards at Christmas, it is such a waste of card etc., and very expensive for the postage.

ttfn

2 Weeks To Go - Oooooh Errrrrr

C is for old ChatterBank, the pick'n'mix of fun H is for the Heartbreak that touches everyone ♥ R is for the Rich deep vein of knowledge that we tap I is for the Ideas you have to bridge...

tiggerblue10

The Bee Gees

Did anyone see The Bee Gees Nations favourite top 20 last night? It was great but it didn't feature my favorite song - Emotion. Whats your favourite Bee Gees song? If you have one that is....

puternut

At the ceremony on tonights corrie there were a few shots of Molly's aunt - sorry cannot remember her name - with Bill Webster. In one shot she was suddenly holding a baby and then 2 seconds later it...

wildwood

The Blonde's Last Ride

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with only the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My...

starone

Prostate examination.

> An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the > Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the > Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female...

Netty7

Different filming on Corrie?

Has anyone noticed how different the filming is now on Corrie. Tonight Peter was in most scenes, but all after each other, in different places, with nothing in between to give that impression of time...

EDDIE51

Seems I have a double !

Any one heard of this web site ? This is what came up when I Googled my user name ! http://www.howaboutwe.com/users/eddie51...

hollie1586

Anyone still around?

are you there?

bobthebandit

Who is the better singer Tony Christie or Tom Jones?

annie0000

Idiots......

So, police warned no travel between 2 pm and 9 pm - all schools are closed - offices are shut, roads flooded, buildings deemed in dangerous condition and streets are closed off, winds are horrendous-...

Philtaz

Nativity: It's Grim Up North....

Now THAT's a show stopper! http://uk.news.yahoo....-school-nativity.html...

sweetwoman23

pls help me answer these clues

Military fabric _ _ _ _ I (5) Crack team _ _ _ _ _ (5) Unscramble to reveal a tv presenter (5,6) A I _ M O R _ E _ _ N Thankyou...

Jenarry

probably a silly question but here goes.

Is it normal for the woman of the house to do the lion's share of the work around the house. i've lived with 3 partners and although they have been different personalities types it always seems to be...

DTCwordfan

Camilla and Charles

In honour of the missprim's thread on Camilla. Charles and Camilla are apparently a bit flummoxed by the whole marriage thing. It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place: As...

Groupie

Just an update on my"Stand up" career

I did a one-man show last week and it was a huge success. One man showed up....

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