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Bert and Ethel have just got married.

Bert says to Ethel: "Try my trousers on." Ethel says to Bert "I can't do that they are far too big." Bert replies "Exactly. Always remember I wear the trousers in this house...

sherrardk

Which would you choose?

Had a big lunch but feeling peckish now - got the choice of a hot beef sarnie or crispy duck pancake rolls, which would you choose?

clairerob21

christmas carol or song

1. w.w.y.a.m.c any ideas ive already got we wish you a merry christmas. thanks...

ChocolatChip

Feeling so unbelievely miserable.

I apologise ahead of this post, as I'm going to be a right whinger. Particularly when you consider that I should be happy, as I have a lot of stuff going for me. I have had problems with my breathing...

marval

Confessions

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first woman says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac....

Alliegid

Funny taste in mouth

Hi - for the last couple of days I've had a sort of salty taste in my mouth, with no obvious explanation, and today I was eating a lolly and it tasted horrible & chemically (I even took it out of...

barbaraP1962

anagrams [the christmas story]

q1 srgnldlhaeae [6 6] q2 nejram q3 snmryphoaja [4 3 6] q4 dldgnwasg...

Steve.5

Subject:Letter to the British PM Mr David Cameron.

Dear Mr Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use...

JackDanielsU

Exam Time

Two students decide to go clubbing for the weekend in London, and are having such a good time they decide to blow off the exam that they have scheduled for Monday morning as they're going to be too...

Gromit

Some great pictures

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jane mark 2

Christmas Song

Can anyone please tell me which songs are in the running for Christmas number 1 spot this year? Thank you. J.

Coldicote

Electric cooker problem

I have a built-in Stoves Newhome cooker (oven and hob). The timer/clock doesn't work, except for making intermittent, loud, piercing 'beeps', so I've given up using the oven and try to make do with...

spudqueen

edgar cayce

lankeela

Applause not silence

To mark the death of Gary Speed they are having a minute's applause at all games - doesn't this make far more sense than a minute's silence?

sunny-dave

Tide of filth now hits waitrose ...

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boxtops

I wish I'd thought of this....

http://s1086.photobuc...istmasdecorations.jpg I got this pic off Facebook, but it's worth sharing!...

wilkesneil

fedex delivering parcel

purchased an item on 27th Nov on the net. item was sent via fedex and was given the tracking number. i have just been and questioned the delivery with the seller who states it was delivered on 29th. i...

fliptheswitch

Birthday ideas....

It's my Boyf's birthday soon, and I need ideas! What do you get the man who has everything (like literally!)...

moonraker558

I have just got back from......

my local.................and I am pished. One blues guitarist, and nine people sat round in a semi circle listening quite select don't you think. Shame about the girl on the bar stool who thought she...

EcclesCake

Does anyone want to join a non-Christmas thread?

Surely there's more going on than Christmas? Weekend plans, stubbed toes, car not starting? Anything other than Christmas????

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