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missprim
Shopping in the supermarket today and they were playing the usual Christmas songs on their sound system and I was surprised at how the music seemed to lift the mood of my fellow shoppers. Men were...
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missprim
Would like to start a new post and ask you if you do have a favourite Christmas song, please post it on here and lets try to get in the mood for Christmas. x
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Jangers
are just loving this snow.
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starone
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.' Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit...
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Jangers
I will be lonely this Christmas.
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wolf63
It would seem, according to the Daily Mail anyway, that this girl has the perfect figure. I have a figure like this too - under a generous amount of fat. http://www.dailymail....poses-nude-Vogue.html...
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berniecuddles
just watched"the sound of music" julie andrews brought back memories of my nan taking me to the cinema to see it when it 1st came out still a classic, what was the 1st film you went to see...
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otis1
comic quiz host 5 letters and 4 letters c y j r r m a i m
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MissBoots
22. Afternoon wear (7,4). 35. Judy sang about this (6). Thanks for any help....
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McMouse
We are told that obesity is costing the NHS billions as it is one of the causes of diabetes, heart disease and arthritis. Have just got back from my local General Hospital and was amazed by the huge...
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Smowball
My son started secondary school in September, and around the same time, in fact slightly before this, he started to feel sick whenever he woke up, and sometimes was actually sick. After a week or so...
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missprim
Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, Australia couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the...
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starone
9 words and phrases you must learn in order to deal with women. (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is...
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marval
A teacher said to her class one day, 'Okay children, today I am going to teach you a new word and when I tell you what it means, you can all write a story using the new word. Do you all understand?'...
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Dolt
It's not easy when writing a formal letter. ................is it easy for you?
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trt
Unless I missed something, that Nick and the blonde barmaid were in the wine warehouse when the security guard turned up, why didn't he notice the van and why didn't he lock the gates? When they got...
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snags
Highly organised with meticulous attention to detail. or Highly organised and meticulous. Meticulous definition: showing great attention to detail; very careful and precise... therefore is the first...
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2Margaret
I have an 'ancient' Nokia mobile phone which seems to be on the way out (dim screen). I only use pay and go - when I get a new p&g phone from a different network, how do I transfer the contacts...
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starone
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there...
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starone
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will...

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