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marval

Old Aunt Cora

Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. "It's terrible," she said to the doctor. "I haven't moved my bowels in more than a...
18:20 Tue 29th Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:27 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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missprim

Cussing in Church

A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church. "The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir. I must...
16:24 Tue 29th Nov 20117 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:22 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Elderman

Do I Have to Believe Evolution?

Well,For 116 years it graced the halls of the National Museum of Wales at Cardiff—the fossilised skeleton of a 200m[illion]-year-old predator that once cruised the Jurassic seas,” says...
16:06 Tue 29th Nov 2011350 answers, last by jomifl 12:58 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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wolf63

Some jokes for the Scottish AB members ...

Jokes only understood in Scotland A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken' 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?...
18:10 Mon 28th Nov 201110 answers, last by albaqwerty 06:17 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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joko

what a disgusting wretch this woman is...

i suppose she thinks she is the pinnacle of human evolution and all should aspire to be like her... if britain is 'nothing', as she repeatedly states, horrors like her dont exactly do much to make it...
13:43 Mon 28th Nov 2011189 answers, last by barb7771 08:43 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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tonywiltshire

Did I miss much being brought up without a Father?

My Father died when I was a child, I hardly remember him, have I missed much in being brought up without a Father?
14:41 Mon 28th Nov 201144 answers, last by hannah40 08:10 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Paul22118

Gary Speed

I expect many know that Gary has apparently hanged himself today. I am just wondering, other than depression, what massive events have caused him to end his life.
14:57 Sun 27th Nov 201140 answers, last by Quizmonkey 11:07 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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NoMercy

Monday Quiz

How's your brain today? I'm not sure mine's working, but we'll soon see. First person to answer correctly takes the next go: Q1. If you performed an oophorectomy, what would you be removing?...
12:36 Mon 28th Nov 2011180 answers, last by atrollope 19:08 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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Linda51

EYEBROWS

Did anyone watch This Morning programme a few weeks ago. They were discussing eyebrow shaping etc. and showed one lady who had had a treatment on hers to make them thicker, they looked really great...
14:38 Sat 26th Nov 20118 answers, last by netibiza 20:45 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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marval

Have you?

Patient: Nurse, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes". Nurse: "Have you seen a doctor?” Patient: "No, just spots."...
11:57 Mon 28th Nov 20116 answers, last by marval 16:24 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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missprim

Shipwreck

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After...
00:43 Mon 28th Nov 20114 answers, last by missprim 11:48 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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ooh-la-la

Do you think it's unreasonable...

That I'm asking my flatmate to leave on the grounds that she smokes on nights out, causing her room and the area outside her room to smell of smoke. After she lied and said she didn;t during the...
00:37 Mon 21st Nov 201130 answers, last by Nosha123 16:24 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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missprim

e-bay

If you buy something on e-bay and when it arrives it's not suitable, can you return it?
21:56 Tue 22nd Nov 201126 answers, last by TheWinner 00:52 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Dolt

I have just have an drunken text

To my bosss,
00:04 Wed 23rd Nov 201143 answers, last by Dolt 03:42 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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SIRandyraven

Royal Mail - grrrr

What a great service. Posted on the 2nd of November. Arrived on the 19th. Tracked postage so was able to watch the journey. The package took a scenic route :-)...
18:08 Tue 22nd Nov 201129 answers, last by daisya 07:16 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Space-Cadet

I have no interest in

Cherry scones. What doesn't interest you?...
22:19 Tue 22nd Nov 201140 answers, last by AlBags 22:57 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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tenrec

You may have seen this before, but what's the answer?

You see a shirt for £97, but You don't have the money, so you borrow £50 off you're Mum and £50 off you're Dad. £50+£50=£100, right? ... ... You buy the shirt and...
22:48 Tue 22nd Nov 201125 answers, last by Sogno58 12:03 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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sherrardk

Cherry scones

Anyone else think that there should be some whole flipping cherries in a 'cherry scone' to warrant the name, rather than some titchy little bits which should be called 'hint of cherry scones'?
22:02 Tue 22nd Nov 201124 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:27 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Jemisa

The Vasectomy...

The Vasectomy... A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a really good looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is...
15:43 Tue 22nd Nov 20118 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:13 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Slapshot

Long Haul Journey

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....
17:09 Tue 22nd Nov 201111 answers, last by tenrec 22:11 Tue 22nd Nov 2011

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