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fao noknowledge

fo0k off can't you read idiot? this post is for the attention of me!

can somebody

Post some drivel, because I think i am suffering the effects of withdrawal symptoms, so i really need my daily fix of DRIVEL, can someone help, ? please.

boogieboogie

Why do some people (in the South) say 'Ofof him'

It's wiered a friend in London and another one in Reading say this, even a presenter said this on TV.. 'Get it ofof him" Where did this come from and what's it about, more importantly why?

lubecki161

Were you go for a romantic break??

I want my fella to take me away for a couple of days for my birthday i cant decided where! I was thinkng bath? Any ideas?

knobster

And the dog greeted me as per normal (no lippy was still at work) and went into the living room and the mat by the fire was folded up from all four corners into the middle of it. Thought that was a...

knobster

What I want to know

Is why this you tube vid that I put on here last night the question got banned. Now what is wrong with posting a funny/cute video about a cat eating a corn on the cob then....

joggerjayne

squeak ... squeak ... pop !!

glug glug glug ...

Bonzo 2000

Rope & Pulley Puzzle

Can anyone help with a puzzle I've seen elsewhere on AB. I recall it involved a person (or monkey possibly) being suspended on a rope over a pulley with a counterwieght on the other end. The puzzle...

sexzy01223

cars

when was a car invented

redbreast

Onion gravy

How to make it

anotheoldgit

Nothing new

It has been reported that China will ban our national flags from the olympics. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-104203 1/Welsh-dragon-St-Georges-cross-barred-Olympic...

mcraig

Maths Calculation

Hey all. I do know how to do this, but my brain's frozen at the moment, so I need you to help me with this. If 32674 is 35.7%, what is 100%, and how would you calculate this as simply as possible??...

monkeyeyes

Maths question, anyone ?

I'm driving myself insane and now nothing I write down looks correct.............please can someone help ? I need to enlarge a drawing (in my 'puter) from 1/1250 to 1/500.........and then instruct my...

sir.prize

Gravitate

So - - -despite his disgusting pornographic post at the weekend, and no doubt subsequent banning, Gravitate has the audacity to return with yet another variation of his sir-gravy name, viz by adding...

Le Chat

Another reason to boycot organised religion

I heard a radio chat show last week in which a cleric of the C of E described homosexuality as being 'an abomination.' This really annoys me for several reasons. 1) The world has many, many...

4getmenot

Bro update

So today I just get an e-mail saying 'you going to quiz tonight?' Well I know I said he should just get over it but sometimes it annoys me how people can be so nasty and then not apologise or pretend...

Mani Hussain

Best Women All Married by 30

A friend of mine once told me that all of the best women are married by 30. I think that this is an old saying but do you still think this is true in this day and age. I recently joined a dating...

sallybowles

I think I'm about to be reported.

I replied to a thread which was going on last night from mani in relationships and dating. I was sticking up for women everywhere. please go and have a look, and tell me girls....do you think it was...

noknowledge

who are the easiest people

to wind up on AB?