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sandrajo
I'm on the cider...oh my head hurts already at the thought of the morning! LOL
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weas
i wish to convert an old milking parlour for bed and breakfast it has been refused by a very difficult planning officer who said because it is not a suitalbe rural builing help what is highways have...
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weas
i have just made a planning aplication and have a difficult planning officer she phoned me at work to say she was outside my property which has electric gates !! and requested i let her in so she...
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osprey
I have just learned that because Humphrey Littleton is recovering from an operation to repair an aortic aneurism, the Spring recordings of the latest series of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue have been...
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kev1
How much did ex prostitute Heather McCartney manage to bleed from Paul (dimwit) Mc Cartney
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Bee35
has anyone remembered it's St George's Day?
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3ight8ball
(sing this to The Adams Family tune) ''Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all 5hag one another, your Shannon's family!''
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Steve.5
should we change the british national anthem, in order to give it some stirring patriotism, rather than sounding like a funeral march/dirge?
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i.am.legend
Just went to the loo and theres a wee beige coloured jobby floating there. Now i klnow i never did it. So howd it get there? Any suggestions? "You may be the most stupid person on here.Did you know...
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bobtheturkey
fish fingers, ravioli and some irn bru are you jealous
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spaced
Whiffey (green) is LegendsMum. Both used the words "b1atch" What thoughts??
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bobtheturkey
a stoat by the river near my house isn't that fascinating
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flipnflap
Can anyone tell me what good / positive things Muslims have done or do for the UK?
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i.am.legend
see you gimpz laters ill leave you with the loooser u know who he is. adios . oh and ciao x " ? Are you yourself or are you ACLONE ? "
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i.am.legend
How is this possible? Ive read something about wordpad webding whatever that is. Cant ab do something to prevent this? Its now got to the stage you dont even know who youre replying to or if its a...
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merciasounds
If you could have ANY four people (dead or alive) to dinner, who would you have?
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moranclan
should the person snoring go to the spare room or the person woken up?
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unrulyjulie
Right im out of here for the afternoon, off to this funeral, just wanted to say thanks for those who have wished me and my friend well and for those who have made me smile before i go on my way :-)...
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bratzdoll
go to google and type in "(your name) enjoys" and see what comes up in the description paragraph. some can be quite bizarre! mine is..... "leah enjoys.... playing with alivia's potty" (hmm i dont...

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