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F@rts are created mostly by E. coli.: On the average a f@rt is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink. The...
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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
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How far east can you go before you're heading west?
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Why are you not up yet? It is going to be another fine day ahead and you are all laying in bed...I thought Welshy would be up doing the tax returns. lol If there's a speed of sound and a speed of...
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I cant reply to a thread.
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What a lovely summer's evening here on the Plain, I wish I was sat in a pub beer garden instead of being at work all night. Sigh.
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What's the theme for tonight if any?
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It's too hot, I am fed up with all this sun, I wish it would rain.
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Which celebrity do you think has the best tattoo? My nomination would go to Peaches Geldof.
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http://i55.tinypic.com/123wmlh.gif This is proof she is stalking me....
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It will soon be time to knock-off then thats me done till Wednesday, and no to-do list can't be bad. Have a good day ya all.
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was walking down the lane when she spotted the big bad wolf squating behind a wall, "my what big ears you have" said little red riding hood, the wolf got up and ran off down the lane. later...
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Another sunrise and another new day, don't you just feel ready to face the day with a smile on your face, even if it is going to piddle down again. Who cares about the economy when we have each other...
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Ready willing and able. TTFN, get yerself out here you old biddy.
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man...
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Whats occurring then? Who's about?
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I was in the pub with ttfn last night and I said "I love you." She said "Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer."
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A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify any wood by its smell. They tested him on different types & he guessed right every time. To catch him out the secretary laid...

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