F@rts are created mostly by E. coli.: On the average a f@rt is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink. The...
Why are you not up yet? It is going to be another fine day ahead and you are all laying in bed...I thought Welshy would be up doing the tax returns. lol If there's a speed of sound and a speed of...
was walking down the lane when she spotted the big bad wolf squating behind a wall, "my what big ears you have" said little red riding hood, the wolf got up and ran off down the lane. later...
Another sunrise and another new day, don't you just feel ready to face the day with a smile on your face, even if it is going to piddle down again. Who cares about the economy when we have each other...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man...
A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify any wood by its smell. They tested him on different types & he guessed right every time. To catch him out the secretary laid...