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Beer Talk.
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I was in the pub with ttfn last night and I said "I love you." She said "Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer."
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, this bloke decided to have his next test carried out while he was on holiday in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating.
He lay naked on his side on the table, and the nurse began the examination.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have." replied the nurse.
Moral: don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, this bloke decided to have his next test carried out while he was on holiday in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating.
He lay naked on his side on the table, and the nurse began the examination.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have." replied the nurse.
Moral: don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!