With the first rays of daylight appearing in the sky it will soon be time to go home to my bed. I hope you all have a good bank holiday whatever you are doing.
As another night draws to a close I shall soon be off to Bournemouth to cook TTFN's brekie before going home to bed myself, do you recon she will eat sausage, bacon, hash browns, eggs, mushrooms,...
Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows. Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet:...
I have had just over two weeks off work while we have had some work done at home, plus garden chores and decorating, And just when I thought that yesterday I am doing absolutely nothing I discover a...
Is there any free program that would allow me to capture a channel 4 program that was on tv last Sunday. I have tried to copy and paste the url into some programs with no luck.
Just got back from the pub where me and my mate have had a few sherberts, and unlike JJ last night I am still reasonably sober. So I hope I am setting an example to our younger ABers. Goodnight All.
Sat here twiddling my thumbs, can't go out in the garden coz it's wet, can't do anything indoors coz oh is in bed after doing nights, so just waiting for the F1 qualifying to start at 11. Anyone for a...
So, was that it, I thought it was supposed to pee down last night, the ground outside is barely damp so now I suppose I shall have to go and water the plants myself. Have a good day ya all.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ar5e! Do you think it's about time I changed dentists?
An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks have you ever been bedridden? She says yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too