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2 AB lady drivers

TTFN & Mamy were out driving to Imber in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to a crossroad. The traffic light was red but they just went on...
13:26 Sun 27th Mar 201113 answers, last by mamyalynne 15:21 Sun 27th Mar 2011
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Morning All.

I am early this morning as I have been awake since 2 and just couldn't get back off, I think TTFN has cast a spell on me as punishment. First F1 race this weekend and I am on day shifts all over, so I...
03:54 Sat 26th Mar 20117 answers, last by wildwood 04:40 Sat 26th Mar 2011
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Did You Hear..

Did you hear about Mamy...who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
19:06 Fri 25th Mar 20117 answers, last by Lie-in King 12:47 Sun 27th Mar 2011
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Dancing TTFN pt 2

Stick with the advert TTFN on straight after
18:59 Fri 25th Mar 20113 answers, last by boxtops 21:23 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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TTFN Spotted at a disco in Bouremouth

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/flash3_html.htm...
18:52 Fri 25th Mar 20113 answers, last by moonraker558 18:55 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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Granny's A Contortionist

Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities. The first old women told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband in the mood at night by getting totally...
18:48 Fri 25th Mar 20114 answers, last by mamyalynne 18:56 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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HR

Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, “Your hair sure smells nice!” After a week of this, she reports him...
15:50 Fri 25th Mar 20113 answers, last by moonraker558 15:53 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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Wedding Night (no names mentioned) You know who.

This old man, Buster, and and old woman, Sally, met at a nursing home and decided they should get married so they could participate in all the rights of a married couple, including sex. On their...
14:42 Thu 24th Mar 20114 answers, last by tamborine 14:50 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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An elderly blind man

An elderly blind man walks into a supermarket and has his dog guiding him suddenly he grabs the dog by the leash and starts spining him in a horrible way, the manager walks up to him and says "...
14:36 Thu 24th Mar 20111 answer, last by boxtops 20:40 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Old friends

Two AB ladies, TTFN and Mamy, had been the best of friends for over 50 years. Over the decades they had spent together, they had worked together, lived next door to each other, and even vacationed...
14:30 Thu 24th Mar 20112 answers, last by askyourgran 22:45 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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TTFN

TTFN was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair....
14:11 Thu 24th Mar 20114 answers, last by pixi- 14:17 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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MIRACLE!

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into...
06:07 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Ugly?

Q. How do you know when you're really ugly? A. Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
06:05 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Two Nuns

Two Nuns were riding a tandem along Wapping Warf in Bristol. The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before", The nun on the front seat said "Must be...
06:44 Wed 23rd Mar 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:20 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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Before you meet with God

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't...
06:06 Wed 23rd Mar 20114 answers, last by carlton23 22:59 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Good Morning All

A promising day ahead with the weather so I shall be out tending to the garden after a bike ride over the plain.
05:35 Wed 23rd Mar 201154 answers, last by wendilla 09:03 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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Good Morning All.

It's the start of a new week and the refreshers club is open. I hope I speak for everyone on here by sending all of our thoughts and very best wishes to Welshyorkie and Sylvia and the rest of their...
05:01 Mon 21st Mar 201119 answers, last by Arksided 09:24 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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Moony has a spot of Trouble

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I...
23:10 Sun 20th Mar 201134 answers, last by ttfn 01:38 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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I've lost my nerve now.

2 old ladies are having a chat in the cafe. one old lady says to the other "Did you come on the bus?" the other old lady says "yes, but I managed to make it look like an asthma...
22:16 Sun 20th Mar 20118 answers, last by askyourgran 22:21 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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TTFN & Mamya

TTFN & Mamya were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. TTFN leaned over and said to Mamya, "Life is so damn boring; we never have any fun...
21:58 Sun 20th Mar 201111 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:13 Sun 20th Mar 2011

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