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Well it is confirmed now.

I am officialy dumped. legend just phoned me from the reef just now, where he was celebrating with buggy tonight and I heard all the noises in the backround where everybody were saying salute. So...

bugmenot1

Steve and me are to marry in Febuary

We had a long talk for 3 hours on phone and he says that he wants to marry me in febuary and he says that he would like some friends to be there. he says dabbies and icewoman person on here can come,...

louise jones

Toe Pain

My daughter is 18, her two smallest toes on one foot are bright red/purple in colour, she is in a lot of pain with them and they are absolutely freezing! Her feet are always cold but this is the worst...

Doc-SpoCK

Do any other men here find being a Sex God

a strain ?

daneswalk

st andrew

nothing on television about st andrews day we are once again proving its not british television but english television and radio you only have to listen to talk sport i rest my case

dembee

Router

My daughter will be bringing her laptop when she visits and says I will need a router to enable her to connect to the internet. Can anyone make any recommendation?

crambo

why does my arse look like your face

why?

MrBen5

Hmmm 2

An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before,...

topogigo

Work this out "Ladies"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two...

rov1200

The giveaway Budget

Were you satisfied? There is no need to say what political party you support.

Caribeing

Christmas Presents!

Do you buy Christmas presents for all your family and friends! Do you find it difficult to buy for those "who have everything" Surely there is always something everyone would like! No one can have...

lucca

Please ban this person

There is a question on Home and Garden re manholes today. Among the helpful replies is a disgusting one from no. knowledge. Please look at it and ban him.

arrymong

cost of itv

everybody moans about the cost of a tv licence but does anyone out there know how much itv costs us per annum?

Doc..Spock

Is it sad that some ladies find the need

to be admired and revereed by a cyber sicko, ?? Ring a bell \pasta ?

stokemaveric

cruel

why is life so cruel for some people?how must the parents of the 2 boys killed on the m6 by drink driving scum goalkeeper luke mccormick feel knowing that he is to become a father?lets just hope...

ddaisy992

timmy mallet or legendsgod? Seperatd at birth?

both are incessently annoying, both have never known a women in the biblical sense so it seems! I am chaterbank nerd get me out of hear! Ha ha

cjacobs131

dad pornorraphy?

ive recently found out that my father has been masturbating to black porn, should i confront him about the issue or let it go? the pornography was very sick and crude, should i tell my mum about her...

redheadisbac

u have to be locked in a cell

for 24 hours with one single bed , and one toilet , with one guest of your choice , there is no escape route who do u choose and why ?? i choose joe swash as he is fit and funny and would make me...

richardjhoop

Young man's doubt.

A lad goes to confession and the priest asks "What is your problem my son?" The lad says "I think I'm gay father". The priest says "What makes you think you're gay?" The lad replies "Well, it runs in...

A.Guest

The Beer 'Prayer'

Our lager, and hops in barrels. Allowed be my drink. They will be drunk (I will be drunk) At home as in the Tavern. Give us this day Our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those...

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