On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I...
We were at cadets today, practicing for our bi-annual inspection (this year the captain of the whole corps is coming). We weren't sure what time we'd finish so dad said to ring him when we were. We...
This one is about food or food combinations only you or very few other people eat. My sister-in-law has branston on her mash potatoe with a roast dinner. Cos i don't like gravy i tohught I'd have it...
This news story has bothered me the most out of the ones following Japans disaster, and I was so pleased to read this. Both dogs have been rescued and are on the mend :-)...
The Club is now Open Welcome one and all to our club. As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care . Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery...
When we bought our home 37years ago .There is a clause on the deeds ,stating that no viecles are to overnight park on the main road on the whole estate..There are about 27 houses .and all houses have...
Some of you may know that I dabble in artificial intelligence, especially chatbots. I have one of my better chatbots entered in a competition and the first round is the most popular chatbot. This...
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised...
I have been reading and posting on " reasons why people dont post" I came across answerbank at the time I had a few law questions ,and had very helpful responses, that helped, for me it is a...
I have recently been encouraged back to AB but I feel that people on here are worse than before. The reason people don't use AB is because of the nasty or inappropriate responses I used to answer back...
I knwo you disaprove of me posting pictures of ymself, but my face isn't in one, and it's only my shoes in the second. The first pic shoes what I'm wearing as I'm useless at describing stuff and you...
I think I will do a "molly" and tell everyone I got my open university results this morning and passed both subjects - Psychology and Law. The result they give you is Achieved, Just achieved...
Monday's repeat is on tonight on BBB HD.AT 10 30.PM.Well worth watching if you like a good laugh. Only 2 more showings but you can get a 7 dvd set new from Ebay really good.Mine was just under...