Every day and every evening we were serenaded by the lovely song of our local blackbird up on his telegraph post, then yesterday morning we woke to silence, we found a patch of black feathers on the...
... of the story of the well built Jamaican gentleman who went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, you've go to help me. De end of my d!ck has fallen off." The doctor said,"Well, I'll see what I can do....
There was an article in my paper today about sweets that used to be popular. Fry's Five Centres, and chocolate Creams, Toffo etc, and the potato crisp with a blue salt bag inside! What were those...
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/08/kate-middleton-keeps-eyes-front-at-traditional-maori-welcome Amazing photo from New Zealand ! I am far from being a prude but surely he should have kept...
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the...
I went to bingo tonight [no I did not win, never do !] and during the evening an elderly lady collapsed, she was there with her husband and the ambulance was called pronto and I was not sitting near,...
I need to post a couple of letters but at this moment I only have some stamps left over from Christmas 2011 i my stamps box. They are marked 1st rather than the cost price. Will the phospher readers...
I went to bed about 10pm and woke up at 10.30 as I thought I could hear my dog being sick downstairs. When I got downstairs he was lying on the sofa having what I can only describe as an epileptic...
since last Tuesday. Started off with the usual tickly cough, sneezing etc. I have not been able to sleep due to cough. Anyway what is worrying me now is that I have some bad nose bleeds today, they...
Why no takers, do you think? "I've noticed posts from ladies offering worn undies for sale and am wondering are there any women interesting in buying mens slightly soiled pants? I have a number of...
Sorry for wrong category - don't know where this question should go. I have been asked to make a 'Good luck in your new home' card. Buyer has asked me to print: Good luck in your new home, the...
Before humans die they write their last will and testament. They give their home and all they have to those they leave behind. If with my paws I could do the same, this what I’d ask . . . To a poor...
