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Emmerdale

How often can Home Farm burn down?

Three Dates

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas’ and slippers, made herself a coffee and...

Steve.5

Made my final call at 7pm to make sure our client was well and took his meds. Nobody had been to see him all day, apart from me at noon. No Xmas lunch as such, so I phoned my wife and she knocked him...

anneasquith

One Of The Best Xmas Presents Ever,

first born,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,engaged today :)

Tilly2

Mrs Brown's Boys.

What a disappointment.

TheOtherHalf

Have A Great Christmas.......

and a Happy New Year everyone I probably wont be on here for a few days as our son is coming to stay over Christmas and the computer is in his room. You wont get me going in there until he goes back...

janzman

Unavailable Tomorrow So May I ...

...take this opportunity to wish each and every ABer and everyone else a peaceful and also very Merry Christmas.

Ladymojo

Merry Christmas

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas & Thankyou to all who helped with my quizzes throughout 2013 x...

berniecuddles

Xmas Eve

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get...

murraymints

A Special Wish For You All

I wish to send to all my fellow AB ers an extra special wish for a very merry...peaceful Christmas and a happy healthy and prosperous New year. For those who are facing a Christmas without their loved...

Butterbun

Christmas Wishes

To all ABers, A Very Merry Christmas is wished for you all, and a very good new year. Hope 2014 is even better for you. x Butterbun

woodelf

And Why Not...

Here is wishing to all those ABers who have helped me this year A Very Happy Christmas and a Healthy and Successful New Year, including Boxie, Tambo, Chris, jno, prudie, Lottie and so many many more...

josaphine32

Feeling Low

My little old lady i looked after died in september, really missing her, this week the turbo warning light came on my car, (so no car)water bed has a leak that you cant mend, 2 panels and 3 posts need...

cupid04

Why Is............

Q] Why is sex with your husband a bit like eating Brussels sprouts? A] It's not something you look forward to but at least it's only once a year!...

anneasquith

My Dog.

I love my dog dearly, but I would never dream of buying him xmas presents, birthday presents, nor would I ever send a card with his name on it to anyone. he's a dog :)...

frozengal

What Do You..

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A. A Christmas Quacker. Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving? A. Santa Pause! Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank. Q....

pastafreak

The True Meaning Of A "partridge In A Pear Tree"

I received this in an email this morning. I've no idea if it's historically correct...or myth..but it's interesting reading.... I think its safest to put this here in CB...rather than elsewhere...;-)...

AB Editor

Merry Christmas One And All

All here at AB Towers would like to wish all our members a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

CailinDeas

Phone Call...

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Ireland. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.. The temperature is dropping far below zero...

TWR

Would You Call This Ad?

Taking the Pizzz? Saly Army, Donate £19> what the hell are these Charities up to?...

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