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cat back legs

my cats back legs have suddenly gone paralysed over a few days he has gone from walking slowly to not being able to jump on sofa to dragging his legs behind him. the vet said xrays but said nothing...

starone

Another joke about senior citizens

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD FARTS. A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the...

nungate

Daily Record

Can't seem to get this finished Stuck on these ones, can anyone help please? 27d (5) Basement of a tenement D-N-Y 103d (5) Hot under the collar I-A-- 105d (5) Be happy E-U-- 117a (8) Time everlasting...

daneswalk

d/record

61 down (8) letters incorrect description m _ s _ _ me _ 83 across (8) letters settled _ _ s _ l _ e _ last two help please...

marval

I have

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...

ladybirder

Hilarious visit to the Vet. Anyone else experienced anything like this?

Took beloved rough-haired JRT to the vet yesterday. The vet asked if she needed to muzzle him and I said yes. Immediately the soft muzzle went on he exploded up into the air from the examination table...

ELVIS68

Following on from thenrys my old man thread.....

Lots of varied replies... What was/is your mum like?

pussnboots

Baby pigeon.

I saw a man today who had a baby pigeon hidden in his coat, he had rescued it from seagulls, the pigeon was quite happy and seemed to have no intention to flying away, he was feeding it and this...

numnum

Wills when step children are involved

Me and my boyfriend are needing to get a will made up. He has two children from a relationship that stay far away and only come to our house for holidays. We now have children that are in our house...

Answerprancer

Multiple usernames

..what's the site ruling on this? Cheers AP...

marval

Size

For many years Kate Murphy had run the fruit and vegetable stall in the town market and she'd learned to have an answer for any situation. So there she stood and eyed the big Texan who was poking...

Connemmara

breast pain

Know this should be in Body and Soul - but put it here cos there are more postings. I did have a recall with this breast at the beginning of the year so that is why I am a little worried. However, I...

Caran

Mrs Browns Boys.

The bit with the crash helmet, the tray and Riders of the Range. Took me back many many years. I remember seeing a comedian doing this. banging his head with the tray as he sang and ran round the...

Bazile

Breakdown

A man and wife are fast asleep when they hear a knock at the door. The man rolls over and checks the time. It is 3.30 am so he decides to ignore it. However the knocking persists so the wife persuades...

Caran

Bl**dy squirrel

Bought a long string of netted bird food. about 12 different netted bags containing different nuts and fatballs. Hung it up from a tree on patio. Squirrel got onto it, chewed between on of the...

Jemisa

What soothing music would you reccomend.

At the end of the month Oct.I'm having eye surgery (Vitrictomy) I'll be awake throughout the op which I'm told will be approx one hour plus. As you can imagine I'm pretty nervous. The surgeon has said...

excelsior-1

good morning early birds.

well, still dark outside - autumn is certainly upon us. i missed today's weather forecast - but i'm sure it will be wet. i note that sqad and NoMercy are about .. good morning to you both. and a very...

ChuckFickens

A rare question from me.....

please comment on the thread I've just removed... the people involved will know which one I mean. I do want to know, did I overstep a line in removing it, or should I have let it go on? as far as I...

Kerosene

'KEROSENE' : A STATEMENT.

THE WITCHING HOUR IS ALMOST UPON US AND IT IS NOW TIME FOR ME TO TAKE MY LEAVE OF AB, FOR BETTER OR WORSE. I HAD PREPARED A STATEMENT EARLIER BUT ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE 'SUBMIT' BUTTON PRIOR TO...

mrs.chappie

What is this bird?

Could anyone identify this bird for me, please? He's been coming to my garden every day for the last couple of weeks. He's about the size of a pigeon, has a pure white head and tail, body is grey and...

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