(with apologies to Jemisa) 1. A cucumber slice makes an ideal sledge for a Borrower 2. Hollow out a cucumber lengthways, stick it in the parasol hole of your garden table and you have a windproof...
My daughter has waist length blond hair which she is having chopped off tomorrow (she has taken to wearing a black wig as part of her Goth phase) and wants to get the best price possible. Has anyone...
1. The binmen came early before I could put the bin out 2. I went for a prescription & the medicine wasn't in stock 3. My youngest produced a school form at 8.30am re a school trip asking for a...
When I turn my laptop on, the screen with the password box appears but the cursor remains frozen and I can't do anything with it. Any suggestions please?
I was looking after my friend's shop today and encountered lots of tourists. Some gems include: 1. I hate this town, you don't have a KFC or McDonalds 2. Can you direct me to the house where Dracula...
Mr O is in from work and asked me if I had looked in a mrror recently. Snce 8am this morning I have had one perfectly made up eye and one eye with no make up on. Argh!
I had a minor procedure yesterday involving a 2.5" cut. When I changed the dressing this morning I was horrified to find the roughest looking suturing I have ever seen. The edges of the skin are...
I was diagnosed with this 4 weeks ago (left eye only) and was told it would clear up on its own. It has not improved at all yet. It is affecting my ability to drive and generally making me miserable....
Currently in the UK, 16% of people waiting for a donor organ are Asian. Less than 1% of the Asian population are on the organ donor register. There is nothing in any religion to say they cannot...
Do you know any? We had 3 pubs in the same street all called the Fleece. Locally they were called the top house, the middle house and the bottom house. The latter one is now officially called The...
I posted about a vunerable adult & a rubbish social worker. The vunerable lady in question has told a neighbour that she is being fleeced of her savings. The police have finally become involved....