Why is it that every shop I go in treats me (and everyone else) like an idiot. I took a prescription in today and was asked if I wanted to buy a phone top up card. In WH Smith's buying a paper I was...
My last example was last weekend when a lout almost knocked me over in a shop doorway and said "Out of my effing way you fat old sl@g" I was really shocked and have spent days wishing I'd...
Yesterday a christening was being held at a pub near my house. They had a bouncy castle for the kids....which blew away in the wind. Three small children have been hurt and are in hospital. I know the...
I live in a seaside town and here are some simple rules for you to obey if you are a tourist 1. Do NOT feed the seagulls. It causes them to become incontinent and vacate their bowels on the cars...
Following on from Salla's admission that she is a habitual shoplifter, I wondered if anyone else wants to confess? I'll own up to scrumping apples as a child.
I'm just on my way out to a volleyball match. Our team (bunch of old crocks) needs a new name. Currently we are called Sons Of Beaches. I'll check this thread later to see what brilliant suggestions...
Scenario: a 15 year old girl is having a sexual relationship with a 30 year old man. It only comes to light when the girl plays truant and her parents report her missing. The Police find her on her...
I posted the other day about a bird I could hear but not see. I trawled through the RSPB birdsongs but to no avail. This morning I spotted the bird - it is small, with a chunky looking face and the...
Need some quick advice please folks. I've just listed an antique hand mirror on Ebay and they have booted it off. The mirror has a bone handle and because I didn't specify exactly which animal the...
My sis is prescribed Oromorph which she takes as and when required. The last 3 times she has taken a 5ml dose (each dose was taken over week apart) she has developed a terrible all- over body itch...
I've had a bird singing in the garden all morning. I haven't seen it. The noise it makes is exactly like the first part of a wolf whistle. Any ideas please?
Is it true that certain body fluids can taste of whatever you have been eating, e.g. garlic?
Just got to thinking about it after reading the mushroom thread....
I have the house to myself for the day. Should I:
a) stay in my PJ's and have a slobby day?
b) get dressed and take myself off and do something?
c) go back to bed with the Sunday papers?...
The silly man decided to give windsurfing a go, and before he got anywhere near the water he stumbled over the board and broke his thumb.
I always wanted to spent a really hot day at A&E!...