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Why is it that every shop I go in treats me (and everyone else) like an idiot. I took a prescription in today and was asked if I wanted to buy a phone top up card. In WH Smith's buying a paper I was...
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My orange, lemon & pepper plants are riddled with fruit flies. Any suggestions on how to get rid of the pesky critters please?
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My last example was last weekend when a lout almost knocked me over in a shop doorway and said "Out of my effing way you fat old sl@g" I was really shocked and have spent days wishing I'd...
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What are you good or bad at? My sponge cakes are like frisbees but I do a mean meringue
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Yesterday a christening was being held at a pub near my house. They had a bouncy castle for the kids....which blew away in the wind. Three small children have been hurt and are in hospital. I know the...
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I live in a seaside town and here are some simple rules for you to obey if you are a tourist 1. Do NOT feed the seagulls. It causes them to become incontinent and vacate their bowels on the cars...
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Following on from Salla's admission that she is a habitual shoplifter, I wondered if anyone else wants to confess? I'll own up to scrumping apples as a child.
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I'm just on my way out to a volleyball match. Our team (bunch of old crocks) needs a new name. Currently we are called Sons Of Beaches. I'll check this thread later to see what brilliant suggestions...
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I had a belter yesterday "You are very attractive....for your age"...
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Scenario: a 15 year old girl is having a sexual relationship with a 30 year old man. It only comes to light when the girl plays truant and her parents report her missing. The Police find her on her...
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I posted the other day about a bird I could hear but not see. I trawled through the RSPB birdsongs but to no avail. This morning I spotted the bird - it is small, with a chunky looking face and the...
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Need some quick advice please folks. I've just listed an antique hand mirror on Ebay and they have booted it off. The mirror has a bone handle and because I didn't specify exactly which animal the...
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My sis is prescribed Oromorph which she takes as and when required. The last 3 times she has taken a 5ml dose (each dose was taken over week apart) she has developed a terrible all- over body itch...
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I've had a bird singing in the garden all morning. I haven't seen it. The noise it makes is exactly like the first part of a wolf whistle. Any ideas please?
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Is it true that certain body fluids can taste of whatever you have been eating, e.g. garlic? Just got to thinking about it after reading the mushroom thread....
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I nominate Gordon Brown for bringing this country to its knees
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I have the house to myself for the day. Should I: a) stay in my PJ's and have a slobby day? b) get dressed and take myself off and do something? c) go back to bed with the Sunday papers?...
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1. Are ye lakin'? 2. Back ginnel 3. He's a right geoff 4. Whearst tha gannin? 5. Whearst ma gansey?...
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I can't get past the mosquito stage, grrrrr
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The silly man decided to give windsurfing a go, and before he got anywhere near the water he stumbled over the board and broke his thumb. I always wanted to spent a really hot day at A&E!...

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