...a Frenchman, a German man, a Russian man, an American man, a Latvian man, a Swedish man, a Polish man, an Albanian man and a New Zealand man all go into a bar together. The barman refuses to serve...
I went to one last week and spent £1 for 5 items of clothing & shoes. I've put them on Ebay and they are currently up to £52! What an easy way to make money for my favourite charity....
My daughter will be 16 shortly & is staying on at school in the 6th form. I give her £10 a week pocket money. I buy all her clothes, toiletries etc She has asked if she can have a monthly...
Eating 4 buttered crumpets, a bag of Minstrels, half a punnet of grapes and then deciding to do sit-ups is not a good idea.
I made it to the kitchen sink before I threw up....
We are having an extension built and have just had the plans drawn up. The man who did the plans pointed out that our next door neighbours huge extension can no way have had planning permission. I...
I have an uncle who was a P.O.W. and was tortured & left disabled by the Japanese. He is 90 and still has screaming nightmares. I cannot feel a great deal of sympathy for the Japanese at the...
We have been invitied to a fancy dress party and have to go as animals. We both loathe wearing fancy dress. Mr O has come up with the idea of going in his normal clothes, but carrying a calulator or...
I'm stuck on the last two.
1. This can be found in the Med by the sound of it (7)
2. ....and TV Eve's grandma has a name for this (Edna in Emmerdale) (5)...
1. Shortly refer back to a peculiar icon (7) 2. Could be up in the iar, but this is certainly down to earth (5) 3. This can be found in the Med by the sound of it (7) 4. Put another way those over the...
On Sunday I sold a dress on Ebay for 99p & the buyer paid immediately. Before I could parcel it up Mr O wiped his oily hands on it & ruined it. I contacted the buyer, explained &...
My friend was at a junction waiting to turn right. A car was approaching from her left and as it drew level with her front end she slowly eased out of the junction. Instead of going straight ahead as...
One of the offspring asked for a CD for Xmas. I went in HMV & found I couldn't remember the name of the CD or the band. The best I could come up with was that it was something to do with the Girl...
