The thread on embarrassing dates has reminded me of this one. When I was 17 I went on a date and the guy had a motorbike. I was telling one of my sisters that we'd done a ton up on the bike. I didn't...
Yesterday morning I had a visit from the police and they gave me my ring back. The "thief" turns out to be a local lady who I know slightly as she wanders around town muttering to herself. She was...
I've had my friend who lives in the same village Christine looking out for her, with a prepared script (do you remember a handsome surgeon etc). My friend saw her at the weekend and Christine looked...
Earlier this week I went to a funeral and they played a very unusual song, which I've just managed to track down. I love the seagulls in the background! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpzULiMszd4
I took a Victorian 22ct diamond ring to the jewellers for repair after I trapped my hand & the ring was bent. They gave me a detailed receipt & said to collect it in a weeks time. That was 2 weeks...
Can petrol be siphoned out of a Mondeo (1999)? The screw thingy underneath is rusted solid. (I'm selling the vehicle but it has a full tank which is worth more than the car!) Thanks in advance.
1. Maybe sea lions mischievously nipped in! (8) (P--n----) 2. The sea bed? (7) (H--m---) 3. Measures the depth of a row of fruit, we're told (5,4) (---m-/--n-) Any help gratefully appreciated!
1. Trap fifty floundering fish (4) (L---) 2. Stew from pet fish! (7) (-o----t) 3. Note to re-trim ancient damaged warship (7) 4. Let lady chop up small fish (5) (----t)