Did you hear the one about the man who went to the barbers and asked for a Tony Curtis? The barber said "yes sir no problem just relax" the chap relaxed in the chair thinking of the date he...
George was in the barber's chair getting a trim while his little daughter was dancing around eating a fairy cake. Some of George's hair fell on the cake, and the barber said " Oh, I see you have...
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the...
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the...
It's a reworking of an old un, but it still makes we smile. Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a...
A florist goes into a barbers for a haircut & when done, he asks how much. Barber said there was no charge as he was doing community service that week and all haircuts were free. Next morning when...
I have been 'suggesting' to Mr T that he needed a haircut. I call it suggesting, he calls it something else. :-) Anyway, he was in town today and decided to try the new turkish barbers that's only...
During monthly visits to the barbers man asks how to treat increasing baldness.The barber said "best thing to do is come across the female juices"But you are balder than I am "said the customer."True"...