What do you call an Indian Karaoke Singer ???? Gupty Singh. Cha Ching ! What do you a Cowboy with no money Skint Eastwood What do call a Cowboy with a broken leg Splint Eastwood What do...
Why England is the best country in the world: 1. We have the world's best Football team2. The weather is always great3. Everyone's nice to each other4. Our cities are clean and...
I have developed an aching in my quads during exercise that doesnt seem to be going away. i did some quad-specific exercises about 3 weeks ago that left them aching severely. i go to the gym about 3...
Here are two of mine. 1. If you chew whilst chopping onions, your eyes will not water. 2. If your tap water smells of chlorine, place some in a jug, leave it in the fridge for a while and...
Where can I find out how many people are on CB. one way would be for everyone to post a reply then I would spend the rest of the day counting everyone up. We could even start a CB register like at...
I have just received an e-mail about a plan somebody has come up with to lower petrol prices! Somebody has proposed to encourage everybody(through chain e-mail) to not buy there petrol from BP or ESSO...
I heard one earlier basic but funny (esp' if your rat ar$ed) What is a *******? asked with a curious poker straight face. A zoo with no animals! Boom Boom. Sorry!!!!
Anyone got any sport mainly football questions that are very clever. You know like "Name the first club alphabetically in the english leagues" Most people think its Arsenal but actually its AFC...
Where did you find your trombone, Champagne? pixi, I told you before, the triangle is supposed to have a hole in it Right, let's not waste any more time. Shall we try and stretch ourselves a bit...
Whilst on holiday in Cornwall recently I spotted Bigfoot. There was absolutely no doubt in my mind that it was him. I always thought that Bigfoot was native to North America. Is it possible that...
This is more for the females among us, but if you asked your partner this question: "Is it more of a turn on if the woman initiates sex?" What would your partner say? My husband said "Errrr......
When looking for/finding a partner, what is the biggest age gap you would consider? Younger or older... I'm not currently in this predicament myself, I'm just being nosy... I'm 25, and I reckon I...
I have noticed a few threads appearing about the existence of Aliens. I don't know how to say this without sounding completely bonkers, but when I was younger I had an experience one night which has...
Have you got a pet name for your loved ones that is embarrassing to tell of? I used to call my ex "sugardrawers" Jeez! Attilla would be more apt in her case! Come on don't be shy this could be...