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pussy
gelda, wiffey, legend, gravitate and Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus?
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karenmac60
I went to the local shopping mall tonight to get a few last minute things. I had to park right at the back of the car park and as I was walking over to the shops I heard a kid crying. I had a wee look...
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craft1948
Knock on door and deliveryman asked me to take in a parcel for next door.......signed for it and it's in the sitting room. I was extremely surprised nobody was in next door as they are both in their...
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joggerjayne
Waitrose Clotted Cream and Fudge ... !! ** scoff, scoff, wolf, wolf ... general Homer Simpson sort of noises **...
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manchesterun
25a wealthy capitalists f - - / - a - - 28a weariness , languor l - s - - - u - - 17d emollient , relaxing - o - - - - - g...
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Nosha123
Feeling a bit down today as my best friend who I also work with is about to hand her notice in... We work very closely all day every day - and I trained her - she is my best friend, who I tell...
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NoMercy
Stand up and be counted !! (and I'll go and stick the kettle on).
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vicmarion
A friend has asked me if I have a recipe for crab mousse, unfortunately all my cookery books are too old to have anything like it. Please does anyone have such a recipe that I can pass on. Thank you...
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lindylou16
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
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waterboatman
On the downhill side of mid winter now. Had no more snow during the night, I'm happy with that, I've got to go to Gloucester today. Have a good day everyone.
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NoMercy
Too much fun for one evening... I'm zonked ! :-)...
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Zuriel
Have you ever met one?????????
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Zuriel
NOK's job/life?
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looobylooo
evening all, today i went into a supermarket to buy a lucky dip lottery ticket to put in my mum and dads christmas card as a little extra gift. now, ive never actually bought a lottery ticket before...
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NoMercy
I bought a lottery ticket a couple of weeks ago, on behalf of my neighbour down the road. I was meant to deliver it, but forgot. When I checked the numbers the next day, I realised that is was winner...
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dothawkes31
can't remember how many santa's I had in my front room last year but it is 12 this year, how many santas, (not counting cards, wrap, gift bags or the real one) have you in your front room? oops no 13.
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NoMercy
Been drinking tonight? Have you? I have. :-)...
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joggerjayne
... and jelly babies. A healthy supper. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ........ !!!!...

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