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joggerjayne

the "lazy cow" thread

My coffee breaks are getting earlier and earlier ... ... this can't be good. Here's a thought ... Do your parents (dads especially) call you by a pet name, even though you're (very) grown up? Girls,...
10:05 Thu 30th Apr 200952 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:40 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

What do you think?

My sister has turned up unexpectedly after her aged MIL's dog bit her 2-year-old-son. The dog itself is 15, on its last legs, and has virtually no teeth. The MIL is blind (she lives with them) and the...
10:11 Thu 30th Apr 200916 answers, last by 4getmenot 12:09 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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HillyHugger

Here's an idea..

Cut down your chances of being killed... Don't join the army
09:19 Thu 30th Apr 200920 answers, last by 4getmenot 10:59 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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knobbynonut5

what what what

no posts since captain pugwashes one at 4 am. Have you all been abducted or something
08:17 Thu 30th Apr 200957 answers, last by Reincarnated 10:23 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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Ice.Maiden

Following on from...

Pasta's thread about fake bits - has/does anyone wear a wig? I don't mean if anyone's had an illness which resulted in hair loss and the wearing of one perhaps, but just to change or enhance what...
23:49 Wed 29th Apr 200981 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 01:31 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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pastafreak

Fake body parts...

Do ya have any??...... Do you know anybody who does??? Do they fool anyone???
23:24 Wed 29th Apr 200967 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 01:12 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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knobbynonut5

Fook this

I'm outta here
23:08 Wed 29th Apr 200925 answers, last by Seraphiel 00:16 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

If you were to invent.......

A cocktail...... What would you put in it........? And what would you call it........?
22:49 Wed 29th Apr 20096 answers, last by NoMercy 23:08 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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legend-isgod

benidormmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

after the news i am the skinny handsome guy played by johnny vegas can you spot any other answerbankers ? 10 points for each one welllll???????
22:00 Wed 29th Apr 200981 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 23:41 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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theonlyone

So where is Bigmamma ...

is she deceased ?or reinvented ....
21:07 Wed 29th Apr 200944 answers, last by No,Knowledge 22:22 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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getonwithit

anybody out there

you lot still alive thought swine feaver would have wiped you all out by now !
21:41 Wed 29th Apr 200910 answers, last by dove 22:24 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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dove

good evening people

hi, just thought I would pop in and say hello to anyone who is about xx
21:31 Wed 29th Apr 200953 answers, last by pastafreak 22:24 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

What was.....

the highlight of your day, today? I saw my sister and nephew for the first time in ages, as they don't live near me. Went for a walk with them and took little 'un for some cake in Starbucks. What...
21:02 Wed 29th Apr 200944 answers, last by NoMercy 21:40 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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tiggerblue10

Can I share my good news?

I'm getting a bonus at work for all the hard work I've put in over the last year. I've also managed to get my VirginMedia payments reduced by ?10 per month. You could say I'M HAPPY! :o)
20:19 Wed 29th Apr 200921 answers, last by crazycathy2 21:56 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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sqad617

Good morning VIETNAM

Another good start to summer. Barcelona v Chelsa tonight H1N1 a slight worry Yesterday a good thread on Joggerjayne. Have a good day. Gelda?
04:35 Tue 28th Apr 200945 answers, last by waterboatman 09:02 Tue 28th Apr 2009
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zzxxee

calling in sick to work

do you think if i phoned work tommorow and said i had swine flu they will let me have the day off?? what ailments have you invented to pull a Sickie ??
16:54 Mon 27th Apr 200920 answers, last by crazycathy2 20:36 Mon 27th Apr 2009
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Joy11

Helloooooo

Hi all I'm back from my weekend stay in the Dales, what can I say, weather was perfect., the wine flowed, the walking was great, the company was brilliant(10) the cottage I would recomend to anyone,...
16:31 Mon 27th Apr 200940 answers, last by Joy11 08:27 Tue 28th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

What was the naughtiest thing

you did as a child - and how were you punished?
16:27 Mon 27th Apr 200927 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:32 Mon 27th Apr 2009
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mrs_overall

Hands up if you like.....

...dates. (The dried fruit, not a night out!) Why do we always buy them at Xmas? Why is that long plastic fork put in? It's always sticky and useless!
16:25 Mon 27th Apr 20096 answers, last by pastafreak 18:06 Mon 27th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

Have you.........

Ever lost something valuable, and had it handed in by an honest person?
13:56 Mon 27th Apr 200962 answers, last by Leggendisgod 16:47 Mon 27th Apr 2009

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