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Jeza

Tried to get an avatar tonight.

I think I failed. Such is life. Will try again tomorrow

roxie_09

LOL

Just found this, seen it a while ago and it cracks me up everytime LOL xxx

Gromit

Are the Conservatives toxic?

Boris Johnson is desperately trying to convince voters he is not like Cameron and Co. Why would he try to distance himself from the Conservatives. Is being a Tory toxic?...

joggerjayne

Any tips for poaching an egg? Not in one of those little poaching pans. I mean properly, in swirly water, like you get in hotels. I tried to do some at the weekend (to impress the BF), and they were...

sandyRoe

Biting the hand that feeds them?

http://uk.news.yahoo....d-dead-115243701.html...

mrs_overall

Why Has No One Told Me????

Mr O is in from work and asked me if I had looked in a mrror recently. Snce 8am this morning I have had one perfectly made up eye and one eye with no make up on. Argh!

Mick-Talbot

Right, folks guys peeps

and pieface...... I.m off out to meet my German friends, do you think I should ask them why they blew my grandads legs off ?...

sp1814

Patrick Moore: "The only food Kraut is a dead Kraut

Is there a time limit for hatred? Let's bring race into it (hoorah, I hear you cry)...if a black chap from the Deep South who'd witnessed lynchings in the 40s and 50s had said, "The only good...

Manjula

Mutton dressed as lamb?

Just now i saw my neigbor who's in her 50's and has had her hair dyed bright red, wore loads of makeup, tight clothes and was using streetslang in a porr pathetic attempt to be "Street"...

Meekatwenty

Angry hymen

Hello, for the last few years i've been feeling sever discomfort from down below as when i was younger i used to ride horses and cattle a lot back home so this has something to do with it. I went to...

venator

Can someone knit this, please?

After years of presumably expensive research, topologists have come up with a knitting pattern for a nice warm scarf. Only problem is that your head enters the fourteenth dimension and vanishes....

bubbly2000

cleft lip/palate

I was born with a cleft lip. My sons wife is now pregnant and I am worried. My son and daughter were born perfect and as far as I know no one in either family has had this before. Can it be hereditary...

joggerjayne

Cannabis Cafes Here

http://www.telegraph....afes-in-Brighton.html How coolio would that be !! =0)...

emmie

Sports drug cheats

do you reckon that the likes of Dwain Chambers should be allowed to take part in the Olympics. I don't, and anyone who has done it. It surely sends the wrong message, and those who don't do it must...

andy-hughes

Another Catholic church cover-up?

If the priest in question claims not to know about the contents of a memory stick he is using to present material to children, then that is a poor defencce because it is his business to know. I would...