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Stairway to Heaven?

A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in, then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said,...

beanebabe

Please help, I am going crazy with bitterness towards my otherhalf. I have been with my partner for nearly 20 years. I left him after 5 years as I was flogging a dead horse but he threatened to kill...

jessica32

Why white furniture is special?

I am really want to know some reason of the specialty of white furniture. I know white is a nice color but why it is elegant when we use it at home?

wildwood

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?...

LD_DOLL1611

Dog peeing all over the house.

Can anyone please advise on how to stop my dog (16 month old male border collie) from peeing in all different places in the house. Its not just a spray like scent marking ....Its a full pee. He gets...

wildwood

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied...

tinkerbell23

Best chat up lines

Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL! Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL I actually quite like chatup...

Maydup

Happy to be home.

We're just home from a few days in London - had a great time visiting exhibitions and museums. Since we live in the middle of nowhere we especially enjoyed the novelty of hopping on and off buses at...

WF8MAN

To the editor?

Dear AB editor, have I infringed any rules? I've kept things clean, haven't I?

Traci66

Skinflint OH

My husband has said that he wants me to cut the shopping bill down and has suggested I start buying supermarket own brands. However there are some things that I refuse to compromise on, coffee and...

Lindylou

Name

Have discovered that Julia Bradbury has named her new son - wait for it!! Zephyr. Poor little scrap. Why didn't she call him Capri or Sierra, or Morris Minor? Rolls Royce. Austin 7. Mini. The...

pillj123

Hubbys inheritance....

Hubby is due for roughly £180,000. Right now work is mega bad....he is a construction engineer...refusing to look further afield than East Anglia.He is self employed,living off company...

Smowball

Update to lastnites "WTF Happened??"

Esp for ummm,jno, tink etc...... He's leaving me. Excuse soggy keyboard...

ttfn

How Would You

rate your general interaction with other ABers? For example - tolerant, humorous, kindly, sharp, awkward, embarrassing, forgiving, helpful, OTT? I do hope B00 is still on here, can't wait ;) x...

trt

Thank God I wont be here........

......... in 50 years time but, will be sorry my grandchildren will, unless they have immigrated to somewhere nice like AUS! http://www.express.co...nging-face-of-Britain...

Smowball

WTF happened??

Okaaaay, very odd. Hubbie watching tv. Son comes in and also sits down, whilst txting on his mob. Conversation goes as follows: H: Who are you txting? S:Just mates. H:What mates? S: You wouldnt now...

Purple_Popple

Im really surprised that people

still have 'relationships' these days, when all I ever seem to hear are my friends saying a potential partner was too clingy, needy, controlling, obsessive, commitment-phobe etc..its too much like...

Ellipsis

Which of Charles Dickens' books is your favourite?

Today is the 200th Anniversary of the birth of Charles Dickens. Happy birthday Charles! Which of Dickens' books is your favourite? I must admit I've only read four - A Tale Of Two Cities, Bleak House,...

ironmonger

Somalia and David Cameron

I disagree with David Cameron getting us involved with Somalia. Lets hope it doesn't finish up like Iran and Afghanistan. He should do more about the imigration problem we have where they seem to be...