Hiya I bought my boyfriend a driving experience last crimbo. It was Ferrari V's Porsche. He loved it, and i would like to get him another adventure experience, Maybe stay away from driving, unless...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, they have wonderful menus.""And...
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable."Jane, Do you...
There as been some great jokes on here tonight and I'd like to add one The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by...
Evening folks, how's it going?I'd just got in from work a couple of minutes ago when there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a young lady (could not have been more than 12) starting to sing a...
The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the...
my wife decided to end our marriage 13 months ago and as expected i was devastated. their was no third party but it didnt seem to matter. i have always been a believer in the 'time heals all wounds'...
Wife has gone out with the leader of the opposition (mother in law to give her the official title), sprog is asleep so is the cat, telly is rubbish and im bored
Any ideas what I could get for my work colleague?, she is early 50s but quite young and trendy at heart. I didn't want to go for the usual wine/chocs etc... Want something original or funny or...
Ive put this on before but it is a good un Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something...